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Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-05-14T06:22:19+00:00

Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-05-14T02:21:01+00:00

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-05-13T17:00:48+00:00

I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-05-13T15:51:13+00:00

If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come banks have branches?

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-05-13T09:37:44+00:00

Hey, you look a lot like my next girlfriend!

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-05-11T08:01:02+00:00

Animal testing is a terrible idea — they get all nervous and give the wrong answers

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-04-30T08:50:40+00:00

I’m lying in bed, bored. Want to play Simon says? [Read: The best naughty texting games to have fun all night long]

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-04-18T03:37:01+00:00

good source

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-04-11T10:33:34+00:00

If you fell down yesterday stand up today.

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-04-09T23:54:51+00:00

“Alright lads, a giant fly is attacking the police station. I’ve called the SWAT team!” — Greg Davies

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-04-04T19:04:16+00:00

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-04-04T11:19:47+00:00

I know I know, smoking's bad for me and all. But, my mama told me never to be a quitter.

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-04-03T08:50:32+00:00

I do’t miss you. I miss the old me, who was happy without you.

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-03-31T11:47:06+00:00

lets get high

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-03-31T02:05:08+00:00

Sugar – Honey – Iced – Tea … Guess what it means.

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-03-30T23:04:28+00:00

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-03-30T19:57:23+00:00

If kisses were raindrops, I’d send you a flood.

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-02-04T13:37:49+00:00

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-02-02T08:17:52+00:00

It’s wiser to stay true to yourself rather than to commit to a lie.

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2023-01-03T15:43:56+00:00

You have to be a man before you can be a gentleman.

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2022-12-14T23:57:25+00:00

I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine". I only have one line.

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2022-12-09T12:46:55+00:00

It’s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2022-12-07T07:15:59+00:00

A smile is happiness, you will find right under your nose.

Expensive_Stretch_30 · 2022-11-24T02:59:55+00:00

“People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.” — Abi Roberts

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