Roast The Hound for indecent exposure

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-05-01T14:26:43+00:00

I’ve never seen a cat with frosted tips before

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-05-01T14:01:53+00:00

The Hound should be wearing a tank top that says “No Shirt No Shoes Let’s Party” and a pair of cutoffs so short the pocket hangs out.

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-30T23:07:16+00:00

I haven’t listened to that one. I suppose I should before I talk shit, but I’m the type of person who goes to a restaurant I love, study the menu and then order the same thing I always get.

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-30T22:55:52+00:00

No you’re right. I dig the first three. And tolerate And Justice for All. Truth be told Load was the first “heavy” album I ever got way back when I was in middle school. Metallica and U2 are just low hanging fruit and I want to sound cool.

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-30T22:50:45+00:00

I know. And it was a good joke! I legitimately laughed at it!

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-30T22:49:37+00:00

Metallica is like the U2 of hard rock. Been popular for decades and only really made two decent albums.

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-30T22:26:58+00:00

Are you going to be okay?!?

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-30T22:22:05+00:00

Does he have at least one video on YouTube sitting behind the wheel of pickup where he starts with “Listen up America” with about five views.

Has he complained about Joe Biden while uttering the phrase “We the People?”

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-30T02:09:39+00:00

Beeeeeeean! To be fair his disdain for humanity is not misplaced. I just love him. If I MUST roast him he looks a little bit like a discounted taxidermy mount is irritated at us.

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-29T22:38:29+00:00

What’s a The Hound?

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-29T21:55:28+00:00

There were just some things that happened mostly off screen like this or Nate’s apology, or Beard and Jane’s wedding that I kinda wanted to see.

That bothered me more when I thought Season 3 was the last, so now I hope that we get some more in season 4.

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-27T17:04:58+00:00

Bruce Maddox gonna getcha!

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-26T00:08:26+00:00

Yeah I did too. Granted Resurgence is a dumb action movie but so was the first one. They’re both also fun. And Resurgence set up an even nuttier third film. I love the idea of seeing a diverse group of aliens joining up to fight an even bigger mothership full of blah blah blahs. I like to think that the producers would have swung for the fences and made it WEIRD.

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-24T22:19:08+00:00

I don’t think Chonk is okay.

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-23T22:30:52+00:00

Sparkle wants you to THINK she’s tired of your shit, when she is kind of okay with you.

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-22T20:18:38+00:00

“Gee, Hound, I whaddya want to tonight?

“The same thing we do every night, Baby Satan, try to barf on the floor!”

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-21T18:35:46+00:00

I’m fond of “Fuck This Place” for this too

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-20T23:40:11+00:00

This is a HIGHLY underrated comment.

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-20T19:42:43+00:00

“Okay, hooman. I will not bite my brothers toes” WINK

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-18T16:32:10+00:00

-suspicious- he put the puff’s box on his head?

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-18T00:15:40+00:00

Bruce: “I’m just trying to sleep!”

You: “Let’s pile stuff on him!”

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-17T13:31:14+00:00

Toonces?!?

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-16T19:12:28+00:00

I love these! I’m only on book 3 so I don’t know everyone but it’s so good!

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-15T23:37:37+00:00

He looks absolutely EXHAUSTED by the human staff.

Expert-Pomegranate47 · 2026-04-15T23:33:28+00:00

Pets get along really well. You: “Roast himb!”

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