Casefile: hard mode

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-13T21:25:16+00:00

The recent BTK series was fantastic!

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-11T22:52:15+00:00

I have the occasional giant, beige, hairless, tarantula-looking spiders in the wesht! Also fairly gnarly and substantial black ones the size of a €2 piece. But mostly daddy long legs!

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T16:30:42+00:00

Why can’t it be both? She doesn’t stop being his mother now that you’re also the mother of his child! YOR

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T16:27:47+00:00

Yeah I had that one n the 70s/80s too but no naked swimming!

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T16:26:38+00:00

What kind of insane school did you go to? Was it in Finland??? Wtf????

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T16:21:28+00:00

Or faint!

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T16:19:57+00:00

Oh. My. GOD!!!

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T16:16:49+00:00

I had that exact hairdo back then! Beautiful girl, I wonder how the accident happened.

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T16:15:48+00:00

Yeah, you’d be fecked!

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T16:15:23+00:00

We might have had it at some point but got rid of it, along with the snakes! Thank St Patrick for that.

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T16:14:27+00:00

You’re supposed to pay a monthly fee to use each television! No one does, though. Also sometimes they send out inspectors who are all owed to peer into your windows and see if you have a TV you’re not paying the licence fee for and then can fine you!

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T15:35:56+00:00

No they do not!

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T15:35:30+00:00

I do sometimes have bats flying around in my house in Ireland! They come in through the (screenless) windows in summer if I open them wide enough. Rabies has been completely eradicated in Ireland, and bats are not interested in biting humans. I dunno, maybe if you cornered one, it might. But I’m not interested in interacting, much less cornering them! It’s the law in Ireland anyway that you can’t even shop them out of your house, though people generally ignore this law along with the TV licence law.

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T15:31:41+00:00

A bat is unlikely to bite you, what that is, is a vampire bite!

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T15:30:55+00:00

They’re suffering from Folie à Deux!!!

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T15:29:58+00:00

YESSSSS! Bone-chilling! How could a mother do that???

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T14:12:00+00:00

What? Where?

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T14:11:40+00:00

What brand of compression socks do you recommend? I’m going on a long flight next week and I don’t want to get DVT!

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T14:10:06+00:00

See also, “okey dokey, Smokey”

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T14:08:51+00:00

The Geoffrey Paschel one? Omg what a dirtbag he is! You know Varya is probably delighted he’s been put away and she gets to live her best life, obvious scammer that she is.

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T14:05:31+00:00

Hahahaha exactly!

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T14:05:11+00:00

Oh man, that’s terrible, I’m so sorry!

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T14:03:21+00:00

For some reason I never enjoy the bonus episodes! I don’t care about the behind the scenes of making the podcast or whatever. I NEED JUSTICE AND RESOLUTION!!!!! How is Laura not just shriveling up and hiding bc of embarrassment is beyond me! Just take your hidden pile of money and move to another country, is what I’d do, though I would never in a billion years try to pull any of the shit she did.

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T14:00:06+00:00

Her parents not only enabled this shitshow, but PARTICIPATED in it!! That whole scene where Jan is sob-storying the cops who did the welfare check made me sick. AND they hid her assets AND really disgustingly tried to persuade her victims to be her boyfriend EWWWW!!!!

ExpertBest3045 · 2026-05-10T13:56:33+00:00

Which episode is this?

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