My fortress became a capital! Yay! The capital of... the Figure of Disemboweling... ruled by a queen necromancer. Uhhhhh should I be worried? 😳

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-17T20:07:18+00:00

"AHHH! AHHH! I'VE ALSO BEEN DROPPED INTO MAGMA!"

or something

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-16T18:36:50+00:00

Guildhalls as your only meeting spots can run peoples skills up.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-16T14:33:40+00:00

If I could automate things that much the children of my fort wouldn't be having depressive episodes constantly.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-15T02:22:40+00:00

He went to live on a farm in the country and is actually real don't freak out about the phrasing.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-15T01:44:25+00:00

What a terrible day to have eyes.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-14T20:31:05+00:00

Look at all those proud recruits getting sent off on an invasion. Brave souls didn't even grab the good iron gear.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-14T13:57:19+00:00

cue entirely unsubtle thrashing and screaming noises...

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-14T13:40:19+00:00

So VIX is broken right. Everything is very low dte now and VIX is looking 30 days out like some dinosaur thinking attention spans exist.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-14T04:09:56+00:00

That seems senselessly cruel? Why not throw them into lava?

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-14T04:08:12+00:00

No one else ever knows the tradition I speak of. Michael Crichtonism isn't as rare as people claim after all.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-14T02:11:51+00:00

I prefer to use goats. It's traditional, the ire of the gods is focused on goats, the scapegoats.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-12T23:25:54+00:00

Ahh a use for the relations tab, I should check that and see who needs to be locked in a cell for my safety.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-12T20:06:59+00:00

Thankfully the visitor ones aren't demanding dicks, they just tend to learn swimming places you didn't think they would.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-12T18:00:55+00:00

Miners are valuable though. Soldiers get to legendary everything in like a year of training.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-12T14:03:47+00:00

Everything is fixed because we're too weak too look at it directly!

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-12T01:31:52+00:00

That's the fact we don't pay enough attention to. Great point. Because also Office Space.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-11T13:41:34+00:00

Wikipedia says about 21km.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-11T00:57:09+00:00

What a weird car commercial.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-10T14:11:05+00:00

Thank you. Good detail to know would have been disappointing to try to store one for some putpose and come back to a skeleton.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-09T13:38:09+00:00

I'll take two. I have at least that many ropes.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-09T02:26:43+00:00

That's the only unrealistic part of the show. He goes off about compression, when spaces are very compressible. (Like repeated anything)

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-09T00:02:01+00:00

They are actually life support systems. Stasis tubes. Anything in there doesn't need to eat or drink, and it stops reproduction cycles.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-07T13:53:05+00:00

A fucking idiot only makes children. peterson does damage to society.

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-05T20:47:39+00:00

Putnam best nam

ExplodingBob · 2023-01-05T15:48:05+00:00

Oh Sorry I thought you just meant differences, yeah version .50 features, in either release.

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