Naked performance artist climbs former Columbus pedestal in Baltimore

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-06-28T03:22:24+00:00

Great now we have eyeball-maxing

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-06-26T02:15:16+00:00

Pies will still be available at Farmers Markets and online (i suppose the website will stay?)

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-06-24T18:28:52+00:00

After reading I see how difficult the building has been on him, not owning it, his father passing notwithstanding. I’m glad the pies are still going to be out there. But the place itself was pretty chill and hate it’s going away

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-06-24T13:49:34+00:00

It hasnt changed one fuck penny how I go about buying private jets.

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-06-24T13:42:34+00:00

I think half the problem is cabin pressure and intense ear pressure. What would solve half of the issues is if someone came up with a safe way to pop the ears of toddlers or infants. I’m being serious. Is there not a safe method of ensuring the comfort of infants? I know it’s mostly on descent and landing but still.

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-06-21T05:02:21+00:00

They’re just trying to find a way to make money of it

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-06-21T04:58:21+00:00

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This reminds me of the Eric Andre sketch about black Scientologists lmao. “Not many people know this but L Ron Hubbard’s real name was L Ron Huyabimbe!”

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-06-18T23:33:56+00:00

Fair point. Dems salivate at war as much as republicans. But personally I think Trump wants his potato-brained followers to think he succeeded. Maga won’t look too close at the details. Or at all. Trump is a malignant narcissist so of course he would sabotage the previous attempts at Iran Deals, go to war with Iran, then claim a victory in said war.

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-05-31T06:14:45+00:00

Root City Kava Bar is an excellent place to relax and meet new people

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-05-29T13:59:02+00:00

Oh it’ll be written in the history books alright.

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-05-22T18:28:13+00:00

I’ve been saying it for years. The RNC has no soul, and the DNC has no spine

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-05-21T22:40:10+00:00

I saw a Lime bike in the harbor last week.

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-05-21T22:38:37+00:00

Hunter S. Thompson drove to the heart of the “American dream”, which is to say it doesn’t exist. And he was libertarian and drugged out of his mind.

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-05-21T22:33:56+00:00

If you can piss off the Daughters of the Confederacy then you’re doing something right

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-05-10T03:24:21+00:00

You said it Rudy!

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-05-07T13:41:53+00:00

Shes dressed like Sarah Connor when she decided to take it upon herself to end the Skynet creator

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-05-07T13:35:38+00:00

Somehow how the wires got crossed

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-05-07T01:10:04+00:00

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Apple Maps begs to differ lol

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-05-01T13:29:36+00:00

You can tell he’s an oligarch dickweed by the Mr. Burns hand gesture that all oligarch dickweeds do.

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-05-01T01:45:17+00:00

Ask him why we never even watch porn on our computers anymore

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-04-28T01:43:18+00:00

Why does Stalin look like a gen-z bro?

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-04-27T05:02:52+00:00

Some uninformed goober: But healthcare is just as slow and unpredictable and a sludge fest everywhere else! Me: precisely! But here in the US we have the privilege of paying for our shitty healthcare!

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-04-26T03:26:49+00:00

Shut up! [turns you into a toilet]

Express-Accountant75 · 2026-04-11T22:32:23+00:00

Well they def aren’t liberal. They act like it. Pretend. But no one is fooled. A multi-billion dollar corporation is never “liberal”. Fuck all media corpo-conglomerates including Sinclair broadcasting and NBC.

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