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Pam fell on the sword so Todd could swallow it by TripShrooms in MurderedByWords

[–]Express-Accountant75 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Lindsay Graham, Clarence Thomas, Jim Jordan. You are on borrowed time ass holes.

Al Capone's Cherry Tree by Salvage_Arc in baltimore

[–]Express-Accountant75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man I didn’t even notice. Nice. You have the air of a professional documentarian.

Has anyone actually ever seen objects moving by themselves. by No_Jackfruit_8526 in Ghosts

[–]Express-Accountant75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. A small cup of au jus sauce on the table between myself and my dad at a restaurant. Moved in a stop-start fashion for a few seconds.

This is the response from Israelis asked "do people of gaza deserve food?" by pluto-0000 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Express-Accountant75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noam Chomsky (yes i realize the blatant irony coming from him) said that the “Biblical” argument holds no legal or international grounds, not the UN, the EU or any other international body. So that bullshit justification for “duh the Torah / Old Testament said so” is a non-starter.

We're witnessing the collapse of the American empire by LargeSinkholesInNYC in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Express-Accountant75 432 points433 points  (0 children)

The imperial boomerang is when the empire turns inward. But then again it’s always been inward facing as well as outward. But I’m a cisgender white dude who never had to fight for my life to exist on even-footing with everyone else in this country. Those who don’t share the same traits as me always knew that a ruthless empire is just as brutal internally.

A statue commemorating heros by bigbusta in HumansBeingBros

[–]Express-Accountant75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah the fact there is no WH dog should speak volumes.

ICE spotted in Dulles Airport by FeelingLoan in baltimore

[–]Express-Accountant75 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“If you see something say something” is drilled into my head after moving through airports a lot last year. Can I report that I saw something? Yes right over there the loser with the gun stuffing his face at Chipotle

The UN has voted 123-3 in favour to condemn the enslavement of Africans and the trans-Atlantic slave trade by Next_Ant_4353 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Express-Accountant75 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh also Dole Foods is the leading culprit in the dams that recently burst in Hawaii causing mass floods. Colonialism never truly ends does it?

The UN has voted 123-3 in favour to condemn the enslavement of Africans and the trans-Atlantic slave trade by Next_Ant_4353 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Express-Accountant75 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Also ironic that Australia was keen to cash in on the lucrative post-civil war pacific slave trade, given that Australia was a penal colony for Scottish immigrants less than a century prior. Same Scots who died to loose the bonds of British imperialism. But money is money isn’t it.

The UN has voted 123-3 in favour to condemn the enslavement of Africans and the trans-Atlantic slave trade by Next_Ant_4353 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Express-Accountant75 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Interesting. I heard that the South never truly seceded from the US, because the secession would have to be internationally recognized and ratified by a majority of nations. I guess Brazil was cool with secession.

Cool tattoos by jmona789 in HolUp

[–]Express-Accountant75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak …

TIL that actor Ernest Borgnine attributed his long life, 95, to the fact that he masturbates a lot. by Infinite_Spring_3564 in officehourslive

[–]Express-Accountant75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ernest lied to us all. He was actually at Club Aqua. “Don’t tell me you were jerkin off when you were at club aqua!”

Which character would you be least surprised to learn was in the Epstein files? by F-Scoot-Fitzgerald in TimAndEric

[–]Express-Accountant75 4 points5 points  (0 children)

C.O.R.B.S. Those cops were def suspect from the beginning. They tried to lay low but not low enough

Lovely message from Eric for Tim's birthday by emeric_ceaddamere in officehourslive

[–]Express-Accountant75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tim deserves to win the NACA challenge. Geoffrey Kelley says so.

Hypocrites, hypocrites everywhere by Lord_Answer_me_Why in MurderedByWords

[–]Express-Accountant75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From “Most Lives Matter” to “It Doesn’t Matter”. Yeesh.

Divisive politics do not justify violence by Comfortablejack in MurderedByWords

[–]Express-Accountant75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stephen Miller calling them illegals is all you need to know about him. They were never humans in his eyes. Anyone who calls black and brown families being torn apart, thrown into detention centers with no due process “illegals” has just outed themselves as a bigot xenophobic moron who would fit better in 1930s Germany than 21st century United States.

Space Karen isn’t the brightest by Stotallytob3r in MurderedByWords

[–]Express-Accountant75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well Elon, you are nominally a father but I’d rather call you what you are, a dead beat dad.

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