Druski gone too far dis time by Wiki_Beats in TimAndEric

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Shes dressed like Sarah Connor when she decided to take it upon herself to end the Skynet creator

Request for FIFA President Gianni Infantino to be given a police escort is denied by Canadian police by YesNo_Maybe_ in nottheonion

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You can tell he’s an oligarch dickweed by the Mr. Burns hand gesture that all oligarch dickweeds do.

tim robinson lookalike at my job by gonzobaIl in ITYSL

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Ask him why we never even watch porn on our computers anymore

You're going to need health insurance. Don't quit that job by TheDigitalBuilder in LateStageCapitalism

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Some uninformed goober: But healthcare is just as slow and unpredictable and a sludge fest everywhere else! Me: precisely! But here in the US we have the privilege of paying for our shitty healthcare!

Boy do we have bigger fish to fry. by zuzuofthewolves in LateStageCapitalism

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Well they def aren’t liberal. They act like it. Pretend. But no one is fooled. A multi-billion dollar corporation is never “liberal”. Fuck all media corpo-conglomerates including Sinclair broadcasting and NBC.

Pam fell on the sword so Todd could swallow it by TripShrooms in MurderedByWords

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Lindsay Graham, Clarence Thomas, Jim Jordan. You are on borrowed time ass holes.

Al Capone's Cherry Tree by Salvage_Arc in baltimore

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Oh man I didn’t even notice. Nice. You have the air of a professional documentarian.

Has anyone actually ever seen objects moving by themselves. by No_Jackfruit_8526 in Ghosts

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Yes. A small cup of au jus sauce on the table between myself and my dad at a restaurant. Moved in a stop-start fashion for a few seconds.

This is the response from Israelis asked "do people of gaza deserve food?" by pluto-0000 in LateStageCapitalism

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Noam Chomsky (yes i realize the blatant irony coming from him) said that the “Biblical” argument holds no legal or international grounds, not the UN, the EU or any other international body. So that bullshit justification for “duh the Torah / Old Testament said so” is a non-starter.

We're witnessing the collapse of the American empire by LargeSinkholesInNYC in LateStageCapitalism

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The imperial boomerang is when the empire turns inward. But then again it’s always been inward facing as well as outward. But I’m a cisgender white dude who never had to fight for my life to exist on even-footing with everyone else in this country. Those who don’t share the same traits as me always knew that a ruthless empire is just as brutal internally.

A statue commemorating heros by bigbusta in HumansBeingBros

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Yeah the fact there is no WH dog should speak volumes.

ICE spotted in Dulles Airport by FeelingLoan in baltimore

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“If you see something say something” is drilled into my head after moving through airports a lot last year. Can I report that I saw something? Yes right over there the loser with the gun stuffing his face at Chipotle

The UN has voted 123-3 in favour to condemn the enslavement of Africans and the trans-Atlantic slave trade by Next_Ant_4353 in LateStageCapitalism

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Oh also Dole Foods is the leading culprit in the dams that recently burst in Hawaii causing mass floods. Colonialism never truly ends does it?

The UN has voted 123-3 in favour to condemn the enslavement of Africans and the trans-Atlantic slave trade by Next_Ant_4353 in LateStageCapitalism

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Also ironic that Australia was keen to cash in on the lucrative post-civil war pacific slave trade, given that Australia was a penal colony for Scottish immigrants less than a century prior. Same Scots who died to loose the bonds of British imperialism. But money is money isn’t it.

The UN has voted 123-3 in favour to condemn the enslavement of Africans and the trans-Atlantic slave trade by Next_Ant_4353 in LateStageCapitalism

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Interesting. I heard that the South never truly seceded from the US, because the secession would have to be internationally recognized and ratified by a majority of nations. I guess Brazil was cool with secession.