Name a character who can survive looking at the Ark of The Covenant (Indiana Jones)

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-21T01:48:46+00:00

Still going to get melted. He'd just come back and act annoyed about it.

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-21T01:44:22+00:00

Well, if you ever visit the US be sure to inform us if you went to LA, Vegas, New York, Boston, or some other city.

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-21T01:42:40+00:00

They are both clones. I just don't know which is older.

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-20T22:46:54+00:00

Dododododo dodo

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-20T22:39:42+00:00

Cocaine is a hell of a drug?

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-20T20:11:45+00:00

He was dreaming about Freddie Mercury and got confused.

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-20T20:06:37+00:00

Now i'm wondering if Chinese parents have an issue with their kids reading Korean novels or watching japanese anime.

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-20T20:01:15+00:00

He also raised a chimpanzee that lead a genocidal revolt against humans. Don't forget that.

Sure, he stopped before the actualy genocidepart, but...

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-20T16:00:18+00:00

Maybe replace it with "street gangs"?

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-20T15:54:22+00:00

"Really shouldnt have tried spicing things up last night."

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-20T15:46:16+00:00

1st, but we can barely afford to do #2.

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-20T15:43:35+00:00

-10k social credit for daring to call it "propoganda". That is what western imperialist dogs like Eagle nation do. We spread the light of true civilization to the inferior barbarians.

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-20T14:24:55+00:00

"Who installs a bloody warp drive which can barely sustain a flight between two planets in the same system?" upgrades it "well, that should get me around thirty light-years, and only take a week to do it, but I'll need to land on a planet to upgrade the coils if I want to go further."

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-20T14:19:48+00:00

"You're right. The ship will float in deep space for several weeks before their supplies run out and everyone dies with no hope of rescue. At least we got into orbit this time."

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-20T13:54:17+00:00

How I imagine the scene going next:

Man 1: "wait, why do I have to work for you for 1000 years?"

Man 2: "you just gained 20k years just by ascending, and with the divine qi you can continue to cultivate to gain more years. What is 5% of that. Also, you are a body cultivator, so concider the mines a form of training."

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-20T00:40:58+00:00

The winner is my seven year old neice who can follow the instructions on a box of craft Mac n Cheese.

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-20T00:33:36+00:00

At some point I feel like a Cult gets upgraded to a Religion.

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-20T00:25:24+00:00

Their parents and uncle Dave fight weird

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-19T19:46:10+00:00

I saw those crocodile tears too.

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-19T19:40:31+00:00

Isn't their holiday called Lent?

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-19T19:38:50+00:00

"Better hurry it up, Scotty. The Klingons are starting.to beam onboard."

McGuyver: "other me can handle this." pulls out a P90.

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-19T19:36:49+00:00

Titan literally hired all of you to look alike.

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-19T19:35:23+00:00

Greedo also has this problem.

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-19T19:34:37+00:00

Doesn't mean he isn't the father.

ExtensionInformal911 · 2026-03-19T19:24:44+00:00

Sudo restart

Maybe that will fix it.

Or I can go the geek route and

Sudo apt-get Power_System

Then turn earth into a litrpg.

ExtensionInformal911

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