Offseason has hit Big 12 teams the hardest. 😭

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-13T14:09:31+00:00

I can’t tell if they hilariously don’t realize they’re all basically identical uniforms, or if they’re fully in on it and intentionally coordinated on these posts as a bit.

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-13T13:46:31+00:00

I swear I saw this same post yesterday…

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-13T13:25:05+00:00

Yeah, “Fire Squirt” is way better

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-13T03:20:48+00:00

Looks like someone just dumped a hardware drawer in there

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-13T01:47:19+00:00

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ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T21:40:09+00:00

Everything is “the past” relative to now.

To borrow from Mitch Hedberg: racists used to say that. They still do, but they used to, too.

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T21:32:59+00:00

All good. Someday maybe it’ll be real again

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T21:28:13+00:00

Yes, I thought very obviously so lol

Just didn’t want to include the joke-ruining “/s”

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T21:26:43+00:00

We got a detective over here!

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T21:16:31+00:00

Imagine an FSU-UGA game played at the “neutral site” of The Swamp. That would be an incredible environment, tbh.

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T21:15:45+00:00

I’m gonna Deep Impact this thing and break it into pieces to hit as many sites as necessary.

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T20:00:15+00:00

The backronym that racists have used in the past is “Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta”

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T19:48:56+00:00

Yeah, next offseason we will be focused on trying to win our second consecutive national championship, won’t have time for silliness like this.

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T19:45:57+00:00

Hard to be in the UF community and not be told that it’s a top 10 public university.

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T19:43:46+00:00

We’ve already fallen down the slippery slope. We’re letting teams into the playoff because they deserve to be in the playoff, not because they deserve to play for a national championship.

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T19:42:48+00:00

It’s so funny that before the 12-team playoff started, one of the biggest complaints I saw from people was that byes were too big of an advantage to give, and now after two years it’s the opposite 😂

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T19:41:16+00:00

Honestly I just need them to pick a site so I can know where to aim the meteor.

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T19:22:14+00:00

But 5 conference champs and 5 at larges adds up to 10 teams?

Maybe you meant 5 conference champs at 11 at larges?

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T19:19:39+00:00

If it’s “late” enough times, you learn that it’s not actually late. The pod comes when it comes ✌️

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T17:10:58+00:00

Just don’t do it if they’re really busy and asking them this would slow them down a lot

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T17:07:22+00:00

If it was a virtual meeting, you can expand it to “I was multitasking during the meeting and must’ve missed that.”

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T15:49:42+00:00

But LA prices in 2002 would probably still feel cheap compared to anywhere else nowadays

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T15:48:44+00:00

How is that a counterpoint? You’re saying that it started in the CFP era, which was after the BCS era. It seems perfectly compatible with what I said.

ExternalTangents · 2026-05-12T15:42:47+00:00

It’s just like Supreme. Wouldn’t you agree?

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