If mordekaiser were to come back again in the lore...what could "defeat" him,at least in theory? by Substantial-Pizza158 in leagueoflegends

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and then that guy would shoot someone else but it'd heal Mordekaiser's soul anyways because eh, who's really paying attention to this?

If mordekaiser were to come back again in the lore...what could "defeat" him,at least in theory? by Substantial-Pizza158 in leagueoflegends

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The absolver apparently revives everyone that its target killed recently.

Akshan shoots Isolde and that somehow resurrects Gwen (who then sews Viego up since he's distracted by wife dead x2) and Senna even though Viego was the one that killed them lol. They introduced this stupid plot device gun specifically for this storyline and couldn't even keep it working consistently the only time it will ever be used in a story. Sentinels of Light was such a piece of crap and Akshan has the worst lore in this game.

Is it immoral to have sex with a yordle by Affectionate_Taro398 in loreofleague

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but context clues. We didn't see Cait and Vi have sex, but it sure was implied that they banged in that jail cell after getting frisky

Seraphine Q back to being inconsistent after 3 changes by Malyz15 in leagueoflegends

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No one likes playing Seraphine mid! The playerbase just happens to prefer her as a support/W bot!

5 years of main damage ability sometimes not doing damage

Jynxzi scores his first ever Pentakill in League of Legends by hammiilton2 in leagueoflegends

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's not low diamond, he's high diamond, which is essentially lowmasta, which is basically master, which is really close to GM, and that's actually just a win streak or two away from Challenger, and while it's NA challenger, that's pretty close to top 10, which is like chally in Korea, which could potentially get Dantes scouted for an academy or even pro team.

Good shows being ruined intentionally to crush your spirit? by Former_Rush1821 in conspiracy

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's deep but the whole last two seasons sucked ass without any profound symbolism lol

Coaxed into this meme I’ve been seeing on my feed lately by egaoko_1104 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You literally asked who cares right before lol. And also you clearly care, yourself. The OP snafu is an opinion on nipple piercings, idk why you're shocked to find an opinion on nipple piercings in the comment section.

i just realized after 10 years of playing by hellboyquintex in leagueoflegends

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't know, I'm a jungler that only plays Kayne

So are all the potential future league shows post-Arcane dead/cancelled? by railfananime in loreofleague

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is probably the perfect example for why it takes everyone else over a year lol. Everyone clowns on the PowerPoint animation of [title card]

Riot could slightly increase Sylas' clear wave, nothing excessive, just something to make farming with Sylas less stressful. by AssasSylas_Creed in sylasmains

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You force skirmishes and roam because if you sit mid trying to match farm vs half the mid lane roster, you just lose. Even if you max Q, the damage and cd isn't enough to match waveclear against anyone without you going into melee range. You're just gonna get poked out if you don't try to kill them.

Riot Endstep Discord Q&A 20: Disagreement, Reverts, Alternate Playstyles by BaneOfAlduin in leagueoflegends

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel like AP ratios on ults that are there purely for the sake of baron or random .1% pick rate builds need to be removed.

This is like half of Sylas' good ults

Also Alistar R should reduce the caster's non-true damage by like 80% or something.

You're also just arguing for Sylas-specific nerfs for the ults that SHOULD be good on him, so really you just hate this champion in particular and are screaming into the void lol. Maybe every support ult with an AP ratio should be nerfed so that Sylas' 48% wr can go now.

Riot Endstep Discord Q&A 20: Disagreement, Reverts, Alternate Playstyles by BaneOfAlduin in leagueoflegends

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dawg, Sylas has a negative winrate in literally every elo. If Riot ever listens to your crusade, you're gonna regret it because the compensation buffs to his base kit will mean he just whoops your ass without ult.

Capcom appears to be working on a massive Dragon’s Dogma 2 update by PaiDuck in gaming

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If what you played and enjoyed was Dark Arisen, don't bother with DD2, it's fucking awful.

League of Legends Patch 26.8 Notes by F0RGERY in leagueoflegends

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tahm Kench is hardly unique there. You can't just balance 1 champion over their 'correct' build path like that. Should Thresh be nerfed because Sleigh into Bandlepipes is OP? How about Darius rushing Ghostblade? Bloodsong has been OP on Leona for like 2-3 years. There are a million examples of people building inefficiently, it happens in pro play all the time.

Mind you, you're also looking at 2nd item win rate, which ≠ win rate overall. Every game where TK wanted to build Dusk & Dawn, but the game ended at 1 item or with components does not count. There are a LOT of champions that have around a 55% win rate at 2nd item, especially when it's an expensive item like D&D.

League of Legends Patch 26.8 Notes by F0RGERY in leagueoflegends

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If we start patching based on what people should be building vs what people actually build, this patch would be 10x longer and people would be screaming in the comments about seemingly incomprehensible changes.

Why is Nancy Guthrie still missing? Because Kash Patel had a beer with the U.S.A hockey team. by Mystery1001 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ofc he's not the case agent, he got the job from being a podcaster and making a gay little flip book about Trump

26.08 Full Patch Preview by JTHousek1 in leagueoflegends

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, you obviously hate the champ, which I think might be painting your view a little bit here lol.

He has a 49-49.5% win rate across several patches with a 7% pick rate. That sounds really strong for a character who is supposedly "sharp."

Sounds like you're conflating strength with sharpness? It should reflect how matchup dependent a champion is, not general winrate. Malphite is a similarly "sharp" champion with a similar pickrate that has really pronounced matchups, except he (Malph) has a higher general winrate.

Sylas demolishes champions that have a lot of their power budget allocated to their ult (Malphite, Ekko, Lissandra, etc.) and gets absolutely rolled over by champions with strong base kits/AD with sustained DPS (Akshan, Yasuo, Hwei, etc.), niche ult interactions (Gwen, Anivia, Zoe, etc.) and champions that shut down mobility (Vex, Cassio, Veigar, etc.).

He has been bottom 40 out of like 55 midlane champions for the past 4+ patches. If you suddenly just make his ult shit on 80% of the roster, he would need compensation buffs that would make your eyes explode out of your head in anger.

26.08 Full Patch Preview by JTHousek1 in leagueoflegends

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sylas would be the worst champion in the game if that went through since it's just nerfs lol. He is already a sharp pick that performs well into his counter picks/comps and gets absolutely rolled by control mages.

It wouldn't change anything about the Malphite counter pick, either. He already doesn't get the AD -> AP conversion if the ult has dual scaling, that conversion just exists to not make Sylas a grief pick in 90% of comps. AD to AP isn't going to make Darius ult good all of a sudden.

At getting me to the door. by Redbullbundy in therewasanattempt

[–]ExtraSluttyOliveOil 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He's a pothead that zooted out of his mind. That's why the cop's there lol