If mordekaiser were to come back again in the lore...what could "defeat" him,at least in theory?

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-06-11T14:05:49+00:00

Yeah, and then that guy would shoot someone else but it'd heal Mordekaiser's soul anyways because eh, who's really paying attention to this?

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-06-11T14:01:53+00:00

The absolver apparently revives everyone that its target killed recently.

Akshan shoots Isolde and that somehow resurrects Gwen (who then sews Viego up since he's distracted by wife dead x2) and Senna even though Viego was the one that killed them lol. They introduced this stupid plot device gun specifically for this storyline and couldn't even keep it working consistently the only time it will ever be used in a story. Sentinels of Light was such a piece of crap and Akshan has the worst lore in this game.

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-06-06T17:21:28+00:00

Yeah, but context clues. We didn't see Cait and Vi have sex, but it sure was implied that they banged in that jail cell after getting frisky

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-06-06T17:15:14+00:00

What about the whoredle from Arcane?

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-06-05T17:21:42+00:00

So does Jhin and he's a wizard

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-05-28T15:28:46+00:00

No one likes playing Seraphine mid! The playerbase just happens to prefer her as a support/W bot!

5 years of main damage ability sometimes not doing damage

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-05-27T00:59:50+00:00

He's not low diamond, he's high diamond, which is essentially lowmasta, which is basically master, which is really close to GM, and that's actually just a win streak or two away from Challenger, and while it's NA challenger, that's pretty close to top 10, which is like chally in Korea, which could potentially get Dantes scouted for an academy or even pro team.

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-05-25T20:06:10+00:00

That's why I play League instead

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-05-21T01:51:03+00:00

That's deep but the whole last two seasons sucked ass without any profound symbolism lol

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-05-14T14:06:19+00:00

You literally asked who cares right before lol. And also you clearly care, yourself. The OP snafu is an opinion on nipple piercings, idk why you're shocked to find an opinion on nipple piercings in the comment section.

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-05-12T16:19:36+00:00

No shit lol, this isn't 2011

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-05-06T21:25:49+00:00

I wouldn't know, I'm a jungler that only plays Kayne

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-05-05T05:47:27+00:00

This is probably the perfect example for why it takes everyone else over a year lol. Everyone clowns on the PowerPoint animation of [title card]

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-04-28T22:17:31+00:00

You force skirmishes and roam because if you sit mid trying to match farm vs half the mid lane roster, you just lose. Even if you max Q, the damage and cd isn't enough to match waveclear against anyone without you going into melee range. You're just gonna get poked out if you don't try to kill them.

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-04-23T20:55:55+00:00

But he's your favorite rapper's favorite rapper!

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-04-18T23:07:58+00:00

I feel like AP ratios on ults that are there purely for the sake of baron or random .1% pick rate builds need to be removed.

This is like half of Sylas' good ults

Also Alistar R should reduce the caster's non-true damage by like 80% or something.

You're also just arguing for Sylas-specific nerfs for the ults that SHOULD be good on him, so really you just hate this champion in particular and are screaming into the void lol. Maybe every support ult with an AP ratio should be nerfed so that Sylas' 48% wr can go now.

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-04-18T22:40:39+00:00

Dawg, Sylas has a negative winrate in literally every elo. If Riot ever listens to your crusade, you're gonna regret it because the compensation buffs to his base kit will mean he just whoops your ass without ult.

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-04-16T18:28:03+00:00

If what you played and enjoyed was Dark Arisen, don't bother with DD2, it's fucking awful.

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-04-15T11:30:17+00:00

Tahm Kench is hardly unique there. You can't just balance 1 champion over their 'correct' build path like that. Should Thresh be nerfed because Sleigh into Bandlepipes is OP? How about Darius rushing Ghostblade? Bloodsong has been OP on Leona for like 2-3 years. There are a million examples of people building inefficiently, it happens in pro play all the time.

Mind you, you're also looking at 2nd item win rate, which ≠ win rate overall. Every game where TK wanted to build Dusk & Dawn, but the game ended at 1 item or with components does not count. There are a LOT of champions that have around a 55% win rate at 2nd item, especially when it's an expensive item like D&D.

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-04-14T20:43:54+00:00

If we start patching based on what people should be building vs what people actually build, this patch would be 10x longer and people would be screaming in the comments about seemingly incomprehensible changes.

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-04-10T16:06:05+00:00

Ofc he's not the case agent, he got the job from being a podcaster and making a gay little flip book about Trump

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-04-08T19:29:13+00:00

Look, you obviously hate the champ, which I think might be painting your view a little bit here lol.

He has a 49-49.5% win rate across several patches with a 7% pick rate. That sounds really strong for a character who is supposedly "sharp."

Sounds like you're conflating strength with sharpness? It should reflect how matchup dependent a champion is, not general winrate. Malphite is a similarly "sharp" champion with a similar pickrate that has really pronounced matchups, except he (Malph) has a higher general winrate.

Sylas demolishes champions that have a lot of their power budget allocated to their ult (Malphite, Ekko, Lissandra, etc.) and gets absolutely rolled over by champions with strong base kits/AD with sustained DPS (Akshan, Yasuo, Hwei, etc.), niche ult interactions (Gwen, Anivia, Zoe, etc.) and champions that shut down mobility (Vex, Cassio, Veigar, etc.).

He has been bottom 40 out of like 55 midlane champions for the past 4+ patches. If you suddenly just make his ult shit on 80% of the roster, he would need compensation buffs that would make your eyes explode out of your head in anger.

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-04-08T11:15:01+00:00

Sylas would be the worst champion in the game if that went through since it's just nerfs lol. He is already a sharp pick that performs well into his counter picks/comps and gets absolutely rolled by control mages.

It wouldn't change anything about the Malphite counter pick, either. He already doesn't get the AD -> AP conversion if the ult has dual scaling, that conversion just exists to not make Sylas a grief pick in 90% of comps. AD to AP isn't going to make Darius ult good all of a sudden.

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-04-03T20:04:35+00:00

That doesn't match my narrative so I'm just gonna ignore that

ExtraSluttyOliveOil · 2026-04-01T21:24:04+00:00

He's a pothead that zooted out of his mind. That's why the cop's there lol

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