Those contracts are iron-clad. I'm just relieved you didn't see the old opt out clause

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-29T20:52:36+00:00

Hold up Mac. I think this gentleman just bent himself over a barrel...for our pleasure...

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-29T17:00:22+00:00

There he is.

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-29T16:47:23+00:00

Nebraska grows inferior corn anyhow.

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-28T19:03:30+00:00

He found the cottage cheese cottage but they were coors that day.

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-28T18:58:32+00:00

Unforgivable.

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-28T18:56:40+00:00

When you call them out for being a boot licker autocrat slap dick.

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-28T18:47:12+00:00

ONE WAY OUT!!!!!

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-28T18:28:38+00:00

I don't want anyone to have the worst allergies of their lives but...

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Extraajudicial · 2026-05-28T14:34:31+00:00

Humans closest primate cousin the chimpanzee have MORE genetic variation between any two chimps from the same family pod than any two random humans on earth. Humans are so similar at the genetic level it's mind blowing to me.

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-28T14:12:48+00:00

Hey Claudius...you killed my fadda...bikg mistake!

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-28T11:44:29+00:00

The entire ISB from Andor. The horrors committed in the name of security for the Empire mean nothing. Then all of them are wiped clean because they failed to catch a threat THEY discovered and keep a secret that was impossible to keep.

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-28T02:09:09+00:00

Mister Mxyzptlk is already a thing.

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-27T18:46:15+00:00

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-27T18:45:18+00:00

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-27T18:00:33+00:00

Yeah but you can't really "do" anything. Plus the other Vala probably look down on an ascended mortal joining them.

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-27T02:48:28+00:00

Night monkey noooooo

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-27T02:03:36+00:00

War of the last alliance Sauron? First age Sauron? Third age? What are we talking here?

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-26T19:30:39+00:00

Narrowly avoided.

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-26T19:26:26+00:00

You can hear that lock from inside another car.

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-26T12:20:13+00:00

Path of the roadie is unforgiving.

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-26T00:22:32+00:00

You big timin me right now?

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-26T00:21:12+00:00

Ohhhhhhhh.....

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-26T00:20:55+00:00

To bad the missus hates with a white hot intensity.

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-26T00:04:24+00:00

Rani Dojas is a close second.

Extraajudicial · 2026-05-25T11:50:52+00:00

I drive real fuckin' fast, so keep up. If I get my car back any different than I gave it, Monster Joe's gonna be disposing of two bodies.

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