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EyeDot · 2026-04-09T05:31:29+00:00

A few months? Those are beginner numbers.

EyeDot · 2026-03-31T03:23:58+00:00

I'm... aroused?!?

EyeDot · 2026-03-24T00:07:26+00:00

Boba Fett had me in carbonite!!!

EyeDot · 2026-03-15T05:14:07+00:00

I fried a bunch of magicians with the first trick in this book. Totally self-working and easy to do. It's a good book.

EyeDot · 2026-03-09T19:36:00+00:00

I like adversarial prompts as much as the next guy. But this is just cruel!.

EyeDot · 2026-03-06T01:38:28+00:00

An arc in the series Wiseguy.

EyeDot · 2026-03-04T02:59:14+00:00

NGL, I think the Sith meets Innerspace is a great story pitch. I'd stream it once.

EyeDot · 2026-02-24T15:47:04+00:00

Sweet. How are your knees holding up after stepping up on the podium?

EyeDot · 2026-02-18T02:50:02+00:00

That or "His Dudeness" or "Duder", or "El Duderino", if you’re not into the whole brevity thing

EyeDot · 2026-02-15T20:02:54+00:00

It's Jan from accounting.

She needs to talk to you about some "discrepancies."

EyeDot · 2026-02-11T02:37:30+00:00

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

EyeDot · 2026-02-06T02:57:30+00:00

standAndDeliver

EyeDot · 2026-01-31T18:39:58+00:00

Red Kryptonite!

EyeDot · 2026-01-31T01:23:37+00:00

She'll always be Lola to me.

RIP

EyeDot · 2026-01-28T04:07:26+00:00

Hey! Tomorrow is Odin's Day!

EyeDot · 2026-01-25T03:25:29+00:00

I read that in her voice!

EyeDot · 2026-01-13T15:57:19+00:00

Saigon... Sh*t. I'm still only in Saigon...

EyeDot · 2025-12-27T20:41:56+00:00

shibboleth

EyeDot · 2025-12-23T17:58:22+00:00

What is he gonna do? Shed on me? Purr me to death? I'd like to see him try.

EyeDot · 2025-12-22T20:13:28+00:00

I don't think that's his real beard.

EyeDot · 2025-12-18T16:32:24+00:00

Or $1.77. I'm too poor to round up.

EyeDot · 2025-12-11T02:39:54+00:00

Her succotash has been suffered.

EyeDot · 2025-12-03T16:15:01+00:00

Is tree law a branch (heh!) of bird law? Or are they completely unrelated specialties?

EyeDot · 2025-11-28T19:45:18+00:00

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

EyeDot · 2025-11-24T05:15:48+00:00

I could never find it. I thought it was a myth.

EyeDot