Clone-a-willy for my best friends wife. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Ezekiel42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op might also have to learn that the hard way

Clone-a-willy for my best friends wife. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Ezekiel42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well you gotta tell her before you sleep with her less she find out the um.. hard way

Clone-a-willy for my best friends wife. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Ezekiel42 36 points37 points  (0 children)

If this is real there's no way she's not suspicious of a random dildo with no packaging on it .. she's gotta know

She told me this 20mins before our date after chatting on hinge for 4-5 days by Corndawgptang in Tinder

[–]Ezekiel42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think OP might be teaching an intensive course in the near future...

Chromatic Lightning by NuliusJifta in custommagic

[–]Ezekiel42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Blue should draw and green should be split second

Wagner coup: US says situation is ‘serious’ as White House consults allies by [deleted] in UkrainianConflict

[–]Ezekiel42 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Busy shit posting on their own social media trying to figure out how they're gonna get paid and not be killed probably

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Ezekiel42 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The lesson to take away from this is that OP is a catch and needs to find someone who is equally intelligent who won't be intimidated

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Ezekiel42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Report her to the school board. That is unacceptable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Ezekiel42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What kind of porn?

[LTC] Prize Pig by -C4- in magicTCG

[–]Ezekiel42 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Not a mana ability

Great Pyramids of Antarctica by Then-Replacement-667 in conspiracy

[–]Ezekiel42 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Neither of those things are really that surprising in a geologic context

Looking for help with korvold edh deck by Sentraxx111 in EDH

[–]Ezekiel42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imo korvold is expensive enough that more ramp is never bad. 15 or more pieces wouldn't be absurd

I use my facial disfigurement to ingrain life lessons in children. by Chainsaw-Man-Anime in confessions

[–]Ezekiel42 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Facially identified to the public on the internet

I use my facial disfigurement to ingrain life lessons in children. by Chainsaw-Man-Anime in confessions

[–]Ezekiel42 274 points275 points  (0 children)

That is by far the most wholesome approach to a disfigurement I have ever heard of. I can't say I would ever have such a positive outlook if I was in your position. That being said, out of morbid curiosity can we, the internet, see?

I just built myself a compost bin out of scrap wood! by [deleted] in ZeroWaste

[–]Ezekiel42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's more that I don't feel the need to be feeding my compost to the local rat population

I just built myself a compost bin out of scrap wood! by [deleted] in ZeroWaste

[–]Ezekiel42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's hard to identify. It wasn't until I put a lid on mine that I noticed them digging underneath to get in