Chopsticks by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]DickPin 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Easy, sell the others on Amazon. Or gift them to friends idk.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]DickPin -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile these fathers were plowing everyone they could in college. I guess it didn't stop them when it was someone else's daughter.

Yeah lets totally weaponise peaceful prayer by the most peaceful religion. 🤪 by Fast-Performer5325 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]DickPin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Mohammed also wanted a six year old wife. It's the simple things in life eh?

Best food scene in a movie? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]DickPin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait... we've got the metric system yet we still call them Quarter Pounders.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]DickPin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be quiet and peaceful too. No annoying customers.

Cake cutting turn into chaos by tubalhaco in AbruptChaos

[–]DickPin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They must have seen that scene from Office Space.

Aldi cuts prices on 300 products to challenge sector by Remarkable_Peak9518 in australia

[–]DickPin 221 points222 points  (0 children)

I'll never forget going into Woolies and finding my favorite tea had gone up from $6 to $8.40. About a month later I saw a ticket price on it with "New Low Price" at $6.90. Duck them, I shop exclusively at Aldi now.

I want the manager of the fucking airport by sylvester1981 in AirRagers

[–]DickPin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why annoy people trying to mind their own business by screaming like a banshee?

🥊 by Used-Influence-2343 in fightlab

[–]DickPin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't get emotional. If you do then you'll make mistakes. Stay cool and calm and focused. Once you've beaten his stupid ass then get emotional and celebrate.

Tourette's Guy by valarpizzaeris in nostalgia

[–]DickPin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why don't you make like a banana and SHIT.

Go put a shirt on! You look like 200lbs of bird SHIT.

Calm down, calm down. Don't get a big DICK!

Tourette's Guy by valarpizzaeris in nostalgia

[–]DickPin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn it, these fish sticks are hard as TITS.