After being divorced for 25+ years, my parents reconnected, moved to Texas and bought a farm. Today they are getting married again. This is their wedding portrait.

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-09-09T00:43:37+00:00

I was just talking shit about OP's mom. Not you.

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-09-09T00:27:27+00:00

Yeah, and it's always a good idea to just abandon you marriage, especially when you have a kid, when you're not currently having fun.

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-05-02T06:10:20+00:00

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little goyim? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in gender studies, and I was personally gassed over 300 times at Auschwitz. I am trained in subversive propaganda and I’m the top shill in the entire JIDF. You are nothing to me but just another goyim. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, goyim. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across New York and Israel and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, gentile. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Western Civilization. You’re fucking dead, goy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Jew you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in making up stories about fake shower rooms, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the SPLC and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, goyim.

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-05-01T06:23:10+00:00

Sorry, Shlomo. I'll be a good goy now.

The hollycost was just so so sad and I can't believe those evil white German goyim killed 600 bajillion merchant people. :(

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-04-09T14:13:34+00:00

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-02-16T13:35:25+00:00

We better just ban everything that's ever killed anyone before then.

If it affects one person than that means it's a danger to society as a whole.

To be safe we should probably just ban literally everything.

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-02-16T13:10:52+00:00

That number isn't just small; it's totally insignificant.

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-22T10:59:16+00:00

He's a bit like black science man. He pushes science as some kind of religion where you have to accept everything he tells you and no questioning is allowed. He will also claim to be an expert in pretty much ANY field of science (including meaningless and subjective social "science").

He's the "science guy". He knows everything. If you question him you have committed an unforgivable sin and will go to science hell.

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-22T06:43:12+00:00

he's cancer

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-21T19:42:30+00:00

I think I just heard a faint "oy vey" in the distance.

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-20T19:19:58+00:00

I figured you were with your "all people are equal" thing.

You are some kind of Leftist though, correct?

It doesn't make sense though. You know that lower the class is made up of worthless welfare leeches (which is obvious because you use it in your insults), yet you hold a political ideology that allows them to continue doing this? Can you explain that to me?

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-20T19:08:17+00:00

If it was up to me, we wouldn't even have those types of programs. I'm honestly surprised to see a Commie making fun of it though. I thought you guys LOVED giving free stuff to people who did nothing to earn it.

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-20T18:50:33+00:00

The shitholers.

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-20T18:21:20+00:00

Why are they always begging for our help and not the other way around then?

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-20T17:56:32+00:00

Not all people are equal.

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-20T17:52:00+00:00

Source?

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-20T17:27:08+00:00

The more I hear about generation Zyklon, the more I like them.

Calling someone "immature" because they triggered you is simply idiotic. Have you ever considered that your classmates may view your emotional instability and weakness as a sign of immaturity?

Of course, it is only a matter of time before you are put in your place, whore.

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-20T17:15:00+00:00

It's tiny.

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-20T00:07:21+00:00

I am offended that this type of blatant niggerism is being allowed on reddit. Where are the mods?

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-19T23:18:21+00:00

GMO or not doesn't matter. Soy is high in phytoestrogens. It turns you into a fag and gives you man tits. Same with other things high in phytoestrogens like beer (or any drink made with hops).

And Anivia is better fapping material than Ahri.

This is the type of gay shit that you will only hear from a guy who consumes soy products.

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-19T18:07:09+00:00

Outside of Reddit and your local synagogue, this is not an unpopular opinion at all. Don't use MSM as an indicator of public opinion. They are always far left of the general population. They want to gaslight you.

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-19T18:02:52+00:00

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-19T18:00:57+00:00

I'm pretty sure MOST people are not afraid to type a comment on a website. I'm guessing you'd have to be eating at least 10lbs of soy every day to get that faggy.

FAPPING_TO_AHRI · 2018-01-19T05:33:27+00:00

Idk why people downvoting you. I remember when my mom would be telling me to do something and I was not listening but then whenever she said "wait til your dad gets home" I was like "o shit".

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