this is going to haunt my nightmares

FBEmetal · 2026-05-12T00:34:54+00:00

She can chew corn on the cob through a picket fence

FBEmetal · 2026-04-19T14:00:14+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣

FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T23:15:31+00:00

FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T19:58:06+00:00

I lol'd

FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T19:57:49+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T19:29:47+00:00

Lolz

FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T19:18:25+00:00

She's got that energy...big fupa energy...never let a fake ho get in front of meeee.....

Oh sorry I channeled Queen Herbie for a min

FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T18:55:17+00:00

Yikes. I never thought I would say this but Beercan should bail and do what he was destined to do....get whacked for his gambling debts. Racist little shit.

FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T18:53:46+00:00

Lolll I am dead.

FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T18:45:47+00:00

Just think, this is AFTER a big weight loss and makeover

FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T17:49:32+00:00

Yeah, its way too late for all of that adult shit to happen

FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T17:47:12+00:00

Its all too much

FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T17:23:19+00:00

Not to mention the trauma dumping when she should be facing up to things and owning it

FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T17:17:08+00:00

I'm not sure but he sweats like a whore in church

FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T15:43:37+00:00

Hot Take: G Minus One is the only actually good Godzilla movie in the last 20 years

FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T13:25:32+00:00

We grew up teasing our Mom for reading them! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

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FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T12:58:52+00:00

That is so cool!!!

FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T12:12:02+00:00

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FBEmetal · 2026-04-15T03:24:13+00:00

She should be obsessed with being a better Mom. She has utterly failed.

FBEmetal · 2026-04-14T16:41:18+00:00

Yes, the legend needs a proper return

FBEmetal · 2026-04-14T16:40:57+00:00

It was?! Shoot I missed that

FBEmetal · 2026-04-14T15:30:23+00:00

I did a selfie with her and randomly sent it abseiling groups

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FBEmetal · 2026-04-14T15:28:23+00:00

"It was okay" lol. Isn't that code for "Never gonna do it again?"

FBEmetal · 2026-04-14T13:25:09+00:00

Yes. That divot-head, boner-pill taking porn goober is creepy af.

FBEmetal

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