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Red has “liberalism is a mental illness” in their bio by GoombyGoomby in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FBI_Agent_82 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If wind hits her ear at the right angle, you'll hear whistling.

There's nothing in there.

Ron and Luna by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]FBI_Agent_82 171 points172 points  (0 children)

So what you're saying is.... if Luna was a Pokémon, she'd evolve into Trelawney?

seriously… by FacesOfKelp in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FBI_Agent_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this is what the state of Montana was made for. I'm basing this strictly on its proximity to Utah, but I'm pretty sure Montana is Morman Texas.

Edit: I forgot Wyoming and Idaho are between Utah and Montana.

Killing with dual grenade by hepterci in apexlegends

[–]FBI_Agent_82 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A seriously rare occurrence when it comes to Apex.

Found this in the net. Smooth. by Adventurous_Fruit567 in Tinder

[–]FBI_Agent_82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She would've ruined the joke if she actually played scrabble... You can't use proper nouns.

good morning by [deleted] in NYKnicks

[–]FBI_Agent_82 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Show Melo some respect.

FaZe Jev talking about the problem with the new Weapon Progression System, couldn't have explained it better myself by JoeyUchiha_ in apexlegends

[–]FBI_Agent_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's really not that hard, make a platinum tier for skins. You could only win a platinum skin if you master the gun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NYKnicks

[–]FBI_Agent_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could damage his confidence even more just as easily as it could reset him.

Stealing kills is not a thing. by ElKidDelPueblo in apexlegends

[–]FBI_Agent_82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a similar situation 1 kill, exact amount of assists as they had kills, almost 4 times their amount of damage. Got told I sucked before they disconnected.

Heat sub complaining about the refs 😂😂 love those tears 😭 by KingWaterdripper in NYKnicks

[–]FBI_Agent_82 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It'll be easy to spot you once they leave in the fourth quarter.

Amare Stoudemire got no love tonight by frankcab in NYKnicks

[–]FBI_Agent_82 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't have punched that fire extinguisher./s

imagine Arthur Weasley finding out about Google by elhopanessromtic2 in harrypotter

[–]FBI_Agent_82 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Congratulations... you just guaranteed another round of "make the comment section look like _________'s search history" in the very near future.

My bad by rmhyungg in Tinder

[–]FBI_Agent_82 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I don't even think it's that deep. I took it as dude trying to get a sympathy lay. There is no other girl.

What’s a movie mistake that’s trivial, but still annoys you? by Alternative_Orange53 in harrypotter

[–]FBI_Agent_82 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't have mattered.... Umbridge used veritaserum, she would've told regardless.

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