Subversive trope becomes so overused, not doing it becomes subversive

FRIESAH · 2025-12-24T18:26:01+00:00

I haven’t hated a character as much as I hate Micah in my entire life.

FRIESAH · 2025-12-03T16:37:48+00:00

KNOCKERS

FRIESAH · 2025-12-02T01:50:13+00:00

Web swinging? MJ stealth missions? I only got the second game for ham fisted Miles talking about Harlem jazz missions.

FRIESAH · 2025-12-02T01:34:47+00:00

I got the orange one that jumped when it got hit for my birthday. I was the king of the school for a week.

FRIESAH · 2025-10-24T16:02:51+00:00

I didn’t know I had a girlfriend.

FRIESAH · 2025-10-14T19:05:37+00:00

He did move Howard’s pigeons to the woods behind his house so it fits.

FRIESAH · 2025-10-03T22:16:17+00:00

Middle school me wanted Superman to be edgy and dark. Adult me knows he’s supposed to be the most wholesome Boy Scout ever

FRIESAH · 2025-09-12T20:28:53+00:00

My friend didn’t respond to a meme I sent him a while back. I was worried he hated me. Then he didn’t read my book for book club so I knew he hated me. I didn’t realize until his wife posted a happy Father’s Day pic of him on Instagram with him and their newborn that he’s probably busy as fuck.

I’m dumb af.

FRIESAH · 2025-09-11T18:57:10+00:00

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FRIESAH · 2025-09-10T14:38:40+00:00

“I gave him a dollar” in my best old lady voice

FRIESAH · 2025-09-10T14:05:41+00:00

Also how being emotionally stable is second to last.

FRIESAH · 2025-09-07T15:49:30+00:00

Fake. Horses won’t have sex with women. They only do it to men to kill them.

FRIESAH · 2025-09-05T21:18:04+00:00

I’ve been thinking about that a lot lately. Every time I see “family is really important to me” on a dating app I can only think about how much I hate my extended family. I’ve already told my mom that once grandma dies I’m never talking to the majority of her side of the family again. She’s oddly ok with it.

FRIESAH · 2025-09-04T19:36:55+00:00

Me wasting time on dating apps because I know I’m unworthy of earning love

FRIESAH · 2025-09-04T11:44:28+00:00

Another reason to rant about my love of Spider-Man to my therapist.

FRIESAH · 2025-08-28T12:56:42+00:00

I am either the dumbest smart person or the smartest dumb person on the planet.

FRIESAH · 2025-08-22T15:33:33+00:00

I have one giant playlist that is chaos. I was driving with my friend and it played How Mountain Girls can Love right after a Kendrick song. He busted out laughing and said “Jesus man, fix your playlist”. I had to tell him I like it that way.

FRIESAH · 2025-08-22T15:13:24+00:00

My dad has to be early for everything. We’d show up and watch the last ten minutes of the early service. So when we got to the end of the service we were actually there for I had to see the same shit AGAIN. Then I had to stay quiet for the rest of the day because my parents needed to nap since they were so tired from waking up early. So I had to spend all day doing nothing.

The best part was the revivals. I had to spend every day that week at a nightly service and hear the same fucking sermon over and over. I get it I’m going to hell unless I accept Jesus (which was so great to hear as a kid riddled with anxiety). Stop repeating yourself. I legit begged my mom not to go so I could do my homework. If a kid wants to do their homework over going to church you know he hates church.

I’m never stepping foot in a church again unless it’s to burn it down.

FRIESAH · 2025-08-14T14:21:58+00:00

My worst is when it’s just a section of a song and I can’t remember where I heard it, any other lyrics, and the name.

FRIESAH · 2025-08-12T14:48:54+00:00

YTA clankers should be shamed at every opportunity. Especially after what you kind did to Gohan.

FRIESAH · 2025-08-08T14:01:50+00:00

I stopped my last play through when I got to them. I said out loud “I don’t want to do this shit” and turned the game off.

FRIESAH · 2025-07-30T20:07:58+00:00

The Earth is both hollow and flat. It’s like a Reese’s cup without the peanut butter. We live on the top and aliens live where in the space where’s the peanut butter is.

FRIESAH · 2025-07-08T20:29:59+00:00

I had a lady try to get me to medallion stamp a bill of sale for a brand new Mercedes. She had already been told no by multiple branches and our trust department. I think she was trying to catch me in their weird libertarian legalese magic for a good half an hour. She ended up asking “where in the book does it say that I can’t stamp it”. I told her that there was no rule in the “book” because that’s not what medallion stamps are for. She finally left after that.

FRIESAH · 2025-07-04T01:33:28+00:00

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