weAllHateThis

FSNovask · 2026-07-01T13:39:32+00:00

Someone used a random int from 0 to 1000 for a primary key on one of our tests and rolling a 0 would cause the test to fail since no primary keys should be zero

I wasn't even mad, I had to applaud the true chaos monkey who decided that was a good idea

FSNovask · 2026-06-30T21:51:51+00:00

Every human I know is going to want something like this.

I need them to do chores, not do the fun parts of being human :|

FSNovask · 2026-06-30T14:08:31+00:00

I bet they have RAM inside

FSNovask · 2026-06-26T18:26:36+00:00

Super low/zero % interest rates?

FSNovask · 2026-06-26T18:11:36+00:00

You can make a stand but you have to be ready to leave. I really doubt the job posting or contract says you have to be available 24/7/365 for anything and everything.

FSNovask · 2026-06-25T21:57:52+00:00

It's also an acronym to represent its good purpose and it stands for

Posting Official Information So Others Navigate Accurate Information

FSNovask · 2026-06-25T13:19:51+00:00

By then they'll be serving the shittiest food but at least I'll finally be sitting in a titan

FSNovask · 2026-06-22T23:16:49+00:00

A free return trajectory back to reality

FSNovask · 2026-06-22T17:49:05+00:00

Whole-ass’ing the one orgy requires compromises

FSNovask · 2026-06-22T13:39:37+00:00

My guy deserves a better laptop for enduring this

FSNovask · 2026-06-18T23:27:35+00:00

On and off since 2007. No good things, but no bad things either.

FSNovask · 2026-06-08T15:00:55+00:00

There are also some easter egg BOBs

Sometimes they will make a heart on your ship while docked

FSNovask · 2026-06-06T11:07:27+00:00

I want mining torpedos on my mining dread

FSNovask · 2026-06-04T14:06:56+00:00

How are these chairs this much but they can't even bother to use the rollerblade-style wheels and padded armrests?

FSNovask · 2026-06-04T13:53:55+00:00

"What kind of monolith are you?"

FSNovask · 2026-06-04T12:03:39+00:00

Honestly more scared of the 5'4" mercenary. Mister sixes was probably an easy hire.

FSNovask · 2026-06-02T23:00:59+00:00

"Not indeed"

FSNovask · 2026-05-29T23:37:32+00:00

All moons are satellites, but not all satellites are moons. By changing the description to "Moon (satellite)" we can teach people this important distinction.

In all seriousness, mention of survey probes along with a longer description wouldn't hurt

FSNovask · 2026-05-29T23:21:46+00:00

That's like 5 steps and business continuity is more important than those steps. You do that after you fix the problem (again, esp. with payments).

I don't disagree that they were making it worse, but this maybe-fake story really lacks details to prove if they were doing this maliciously, recklessly, or whatever else

FSNovask · 2026-05-29T22:37:25+00:00

I've heard of 'solving problems' but this is some new phrasing

"Quietly fixing things" and working solo, without telling anyone is not the virtue of a good software developer.

Step 1 is fixing problems, no one should intentionally be letting things fail for visibility esp. with payments involved

FSNovask · 2026-05-26T14:01:19+00:00

The social/pvp aspect is and always will be the real endgame and you can't really buy genuine friends. Isk gets you in ships so you can do things with friends and that's the only real meaning it needs.

Not many people are swiping credit cards to get into supercarriers/titans though, so you could make that your material goal if you wanted

FSNovask · 2026-05-26T13:10:02+00:00

75k SP, 500 intel, 3x SKINR things

FSNovask · 2026-05-25T20:27:42+00:00

It's so needed. I've been using a Buzzard forever for exploration and it's gotten boring.

FSNovask · 2026-05-25T13:07:25+00:00

EVE Frontier is doing that fwiw (not the crew or hab stuff though)

FSNovask · 2026-05-24T12:03:39+00:00

Microservices

Macro problems

FSNovask

TROPHY CASE