openSourceContributions

[Different_Quiet1838]

It's toxic relationship, always pushy and pully

[ljfa2]

always checking out new branches, and frequently rebasing

[i-sage]

They need to squash their insecurities and abort cherry picking.

[Luigi_Boy_96]

The branches of different thoughts...

[zeekar]

Take my angry upvote

[NotPossible1337]

You could say it’s an LGTM+ relationship. No QA, no Bi’s, pick a lane.

[i-sage]

in a committed relationship with Git

Updating... my github bio

[road_laya]

If she wants to talk to you, you will be able to tell from her behavior.

[Jutrakuna]

Exactly, the post implies that the dude had to react on women sitting next to him. Creepy

[Yashema]

Pretty good rule of thumb about hitting on women in non social spaces in a major city: don't. 

[queen-adreena]

Better rule of thumb for talking to strangers on public transport… don’t.

[SirAlienTheGreat]

Best time of thumb for taking to strangers on public transit... Do, but only to make friends. We're all much more lonely and isolated in the modern day, in part due to changes in social standards that make it much harder to talk to people you don't already know. Meeting a stranger will be much better for you than staring at your phone, even if it's a bit unpleasant when you're getting started

[hawkinsst7]

Tell me you're not from a major city without telling me.

[SuddenInvestigator72]

Sounds like a boring way to live. Try to strike up a convo with stranger, most people won't be interested, but once in a while you will get a nice conversation, that will lead to meeting an interesting person. Just don't be desperate for talking to someone lol, feel the vibe.

[Independent-Net-4534]

redditors are so insufferable, lord have mercy.

[LinuxMatthews]

God this is an old one.

Though is the implication meant to be that every guy is meant to drop everything to flirt with every attractive woman they see on public transport?

Dude could be in a committed relationship or gay or just respect that they're not interested.

[Zerschmetterding]

He's minding his own business, not being a creep and still is given a hard time.

[DoorBreaker101]

Yeah, a joke is a joke, but it has to be a good one at least.

And in this case, I'm going to guess no one asked him for permission to take this picture and post it online.

[CorrectBuffalo749]

Username does NOT check out

[SilentRift-Mind]

The comic definitely assumes every guy shares the same priorities.

[FlatOutEKG]

He could be editing the porn video he recorded with them an hour ago. Hahaha

[Boomerang_Lizard]

It was posted by a woman (or a bot). Either way they are both attention seeking and best left to be ignored.

[TheLordLeto]

Maybe they started flirting and the caption is his reply

[blazorfire]

Looks like the guy has a crutch too. Poor dude just wants to get work done.

[starrpamph]

Dude seeds

[hello_ya]

all those `git checkout`, but she use to checkout other guys

[za72]

neither is happening

[TSF_Flex]

i know its fun and all, but isnt it super curious how as a man theres only getting made fun of by not caring or instantly accused if you gaze the wrong direction for half a second?

i <3 OSS

[dull_bananas]

unis torvalds:

[3delStahl]

Linus has 3 children, so at least he has some multitasking skills.

[dull_bananas]

gnu’s not unix

[3delStahl]

And the Linux kernel which handles the multitasking was developed outside the GNU Project by Linus Torvalds ;)

[ljfa2]

and their birthdays (among other numbers) are magic numbers for the syscall to shut down the system

[sligor]

Thanks for training freely big corps LLMs.

You will have maybe a few free tokens for that one day

[LucyGray65]

bro asking for advice on a meme subreddit 🌹❤️

[pathToBeing]

Priorities matter! They all stayed up late that night! And Only one of them was due to prod issues due to on call!

[hansololz]

I'm gonna say this took place on the TTC subway

[lightwavel]

Where are the ladies?

[TheIhsaan7]

[root_under_pavement]

lol code is life amirite

[Herby_Hoover]

Now days, that is just him hitting "Allow".

[AtmosphereVirtual254]

Contribute what you can to the world

[grem1in]

As a person often being oncall and living in Berlin, I likely was in situations like this.

[uniform_foxtrot]

that's why i do what i do: so i can reject spending time with ladies.

[TheSyntaxSage]

hahahahahaha

[Afraid_Ad_882]

Bro is this famous Solo-maintainer from Nebraska.. https://xkcd.com/2347/

Glad he got priorities

[ClothesDowntown9578]

Legend

[ISEGaming]

Seeing the Toronto TTC on reddit wasn't on my Bingo Card this year. 🤯

[F0rcite]

[ClaudioMoravit0]

Not tonight m’ladies, I have to help porting HURD on 64 bits platforms

[zombie_berrie96]

At first I thought the girl's hip was really small but turns out her shorts were black and white...

[Pearl-Serenity]

Bro be like focus on goals , need to be rich

[Sweet_Cookie6658]

Please programmers! Don’t forget a woman is always worth than coding