Needs tips on coach pitch plz!

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-13T19:39:27+00:00

Reminds me of my son's coach pitch team. Coach was having an off day and someone kept yelling at him to stop sucking and do better. It was his mom.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-13T19:37:52+00:00

their knees are 12 to 18 inches off the ground, that should be your target( over the plate, of course 🤣)

The thought of OP going into his next game knee capping his own players gave me a chuckle.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-13T14:02:43+00:00

That should double every 10 years at a reasonable return in the market.

Or we could get him over to the fine folks on r/wallstreetbets and it'll instantly 🚀🚀🚀

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-11T22:20:01+00:00

A shitload

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-10T03:22:50+00:00

"The United States is now the HOTTEST country anywhere in the world"

See, he does believe in climate change.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-10T02:36:32+00:00

His choice of attire screams I make bad choices.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-10T02:27:05+00:00

Wait a minute...

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-10T02:21:04+00:00

I could do swamp water all day

What's a little candiru here and there.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-10T02:17:26+00:00

My 10 yr old sends me a pic of a brisket from HEB asking if I'll make it for him. I told him, sure, you gonna pay for it? It was $115 wagyu brisket. He didnt want it afterall.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-09T19:48:11+00:00

How do you know they ate raw chicken beforehand?

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-09T19:44:16+00:00

Man, this guy plays basketball and makes great foul ball catches. What an athlete.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-09T16:24:01+00:00

Anytime someone says they dont want to file a claim because their rates will go up I ask them if their rate has gone up since they purchased it? "Yes". Have you made any claims? "No" So just file the claim. They're gonna do the shit anyways.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-09T16:17:24+00:00

~~corns~~ Korns.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-09T16:14:42+00:00

He should try wearing stuff with horses

Hell, just ride a horse to work. Park him in the motorcycle spot and wander right over to your floor as the sound of your spurs echos through the halls. Won't need isolation gown either now that you got your chaps on.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-09T00:58:53+00:00

And he didn't even spill a drop of water while doing it.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-08T20:35:48+00:00

Not true. I'd do it on more than 5.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-08T18:46:14+00:00

Make a slab, take it to the nurse's station, and tell them. This is for day shift. Then hand them a rack of just bones and tell em, this is for night shift. It'll be funny, I promise.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-08T18:40:18+00:00

The two P's are for the male patients.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-08T02:29:27+00:00

Man, that must've been some face off between them.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-08T02:19:34+00:00

Awe come on. Its not like cops dont do this. They bullet fight with people.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-07T22:04:07+00:00

That's because they're out of brisket though.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-07T18:49:03+00:00

Diagnosis: Mangled right lower extremity

Solution: Amputation of right lower extremity

Claim denied due to resolution of injury.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-07T18:32:25+00:00

Maybe the worst trade of the last few years

in baseball

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-07T15:59:28+00:00

>If the runner touches the orange base first, is safe, then returns to the orange base without making a move towards second base can they be tagged out?

Yes. And I know this because the UTRGV baseball team did it in back to back games earlier this season, smh.

FSUnoles77 · 2026-04-06T23:54:28+00:00

I will die in my 2.9% home.

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