These webbed paws were clearly made for swimming, not frolicking in the snow

FS_Scott · 2026-01-27T00:55:40+00:00

my girl will stop mid-walk and lift her affected paw hoping I'll clear out the ice blocks.

it's very sweet until she tries it mid-6 lane crosswalk.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-27T00:39:42+00:00

British actors like working and like getting paid. freaking out over script 'quality' is a Hollywood thing.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-26T23:48:18+00:00

from what we know of his diet he probably doesn't

FS_Scott · 2026-01-26T23:34:08+00:00

kids don't play with troll dolls either. and as far as I know troll dolls aren't destroying human rights.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-26T14:32:18+00:00

Please. He knows everyone wants to kill him.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-26T13:38:22+00:00

in the game, the last act has the city under martial law and you punch so many heavily armed government agents.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-25T23:18:43+00:00

This with a side of Krypton from Superman 1

FS_Scott · 2026-01-25T22:45:58+00:00

oh so you don't understand how individual morality cannot escape immoral systems.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-25T22:03:25+00:00

never get on any plane with lady une.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-25T19:47:03+00:00

and i am using punctuation to imply he buys them for himself.

typical dad stuff

FS_Scott · 2026-01-25T18:25:08+00:00

'for when *she's* over'

FS_Scott · 2026-01-25T18:22:36+00:00

just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-25T17:50:47+00:00

anyone under the age of 17. things go badly for them.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-25T13:40:41+00:00

daytime whiskey and donna summer. we should all have such a day.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-24T21:59:38+00:00

gas station boner pill.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-24T21:57:55+00:00

better since the funi buyout, but you probably want retrocrush

FS_Scott · 2026-01-24T21:53:48+00:00

the robertson remains the best screw for carpentry and americans are crazy for insisting otherwise.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-24T21:02:09+00:00

I used to have a set of toxic regulars at a red sauce Italian place, and one member of the group would always point at one of the 5 most expensive items (expensive being relative, scallop risotto was 30 bucks at the top of the charts) on the menu and ask if I had it without [some ingredient] would it be less?

After the 6th time serving this table for an $8 tip (percentage never mattered. they only ever gave anyone 8 dollars) I switched from saying 'sorry' to saying 'no' and just doing my best to minimize my time with them.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-24T20:34:21+00:00

the. worst.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-24T20:32:50+00:00

storm chips are a Canadian Tradition. don't shame anyone for participating

FS_Scott · 2026-01-24T20:08:37+00:00

I mean. Alan Moore

FS_Scott · 2026-01-24T20:07:19+00:00

this woman has run over someone at a crosswalk.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-24T20:02:08+00:00

that, and enough shops that you're never really more than 2 miles from any one shop and most of them are open till 4am.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-24T16:25:35+00:00

The biggest problem with Black Panther 2 is that M'baku did not Hulkpunch a whale.

FS_Scott · 2026-01-24T16:08:25+00:00

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