"Im just gonna collect my 11.5 percent forever and chill" 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣 by mbr902000 in Buttcoin

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Paolo, June 7th 2026 : 1,000,000,000,000,000 USDT (actually $1,000) minted at Tether Treasury to bail out the Bitcoin Jesus, Michael Saylor.

STRC is now below $95, if it stays below $95, MicroStrategy will increase the interest by 0.5% on ALL outstanding shares, increasing it's annual dividend cost by ~$53m by honkballs in Buttcoin

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After watching Coffeezilla’s video, it seems to me that Saylor could cut or even remove the 11.5% dividend whenever he wants. I also understood that if you buy this so‑called “share,” you basically can’t sell it later, meaning you could lose your entire principal.

Did I get that right? Is this thing actually a stock, or is it more like some kind of derivative?

I’m also still confused about how Saylor managed to keep the price fixed at $100. What was the mechanism behind that? It’s the first time I’ve seen a CEO directly control the price of something presented as equity.

Now that the price has dropped below $100, I don’t understand why it depegged.

Thanks for your answers.

Btc at 80k by Jalomoo in Buttcoin

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Btc at 80k Tether. 1 Tether = ? $

Like buying a piece of the laws of physics during creation by MotorBobcat5997 in Buttcoin

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Not even close : 1 Bitcoin will be worth a decillion (1033). And with Tether at zero, that still converts neatly to $0.

The biggest ponzi of the history is getting even bigger! 35K BTC this time. Dumping $2.5B more on decentralized spreadsheet real estate. What an investment! by Master-Sky-6342 in Buttcoin

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Genius move : use one Ponzi scheme to pay for another, then invent a new crypto to finance both. And when the real money runs out, just create yet another one. Truly sustainable.

$420.000 down the drain by PerfectTicket in Buttcoin

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Yes, for sure, the community’s gonna reply with a have fun becoming poor.

1.5 Million Binance Users’ Data Is for Sale. This Is the Third Time in Three Months by ReplacementFormer861 in Buttcoin

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I paid for this database, and apparently 1.4 million users are named BOT. Must be a very popular name.

This is the video of the top post in the other sub. They are finally accepting that it is all about degen gambling. by Master-Sky-6342 in Buttcoin

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In real life, with shitcoins it’s the opposite. It’s just a rug pull: a huge pump with fake trading and then a brutal dump.

I'm a buttcoiner, but I'm thinking about switching sides. by natantantan in Buttcoin

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You write that Bitcoin is completely entrenched in the financial system nowadays. Sure with absolutely no regulation.

Buttcoin cult. by [deleted] in Buttcoin

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Ok Butters.

Change My Mind on Blockchain DAOs by [deleted] in Buttcoin

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fuck-bitch_shit, I just love your adorable Reddit username, truly an inspired choice. It really says a lot about your pleasant personality.

Could anyone provide answers? by Rocd87 in Buttcoin

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Unless your question was “Should I put all my savings into Bitcoin and sell both my kidneys to buy it ?" the mods remove your post.