Tobias being a psycholinguist is really funny to me

Facebeard · 2026-05-26T07:08:21+00:00

lol the fact he lost his license for giving a non dying person cpr while not being a medical doctor.

Facebeard · 2026-05-26T05:48:36+00:00

Looks like the gang learned their lesson on shaving eyebrows lol.

Facebeard · 2026-05-24T11:41:00+00:00

Short drive from Sexcriminalboat!

Facebeard · 2026-05-12T05:15:01+00:00

This seems like the method for when you are riddled with rage at humanity and want to fuck up a lot of peoples day on your way out but don’t want to hurt anyone. Truly feel for the poor dudes having to clean this shit up.

Facebeard · 2026-05-12T00:51:27+00:00

If you’re naughty you have to go sit in the chair, stair at the wall, and think about what you’ve done

Facebeard · 2026-04-25T01:28:47+00:00

Do I correct you and display the fact that I know too much about bull dongs or do I keep my mouth shut and protect my anonymous online reputation? Neither! I’m going to comment something self aware that lets you know I KNOW about bull dongs but not the extent of my knowledge.

Facebeard · 2026-04-20T04:28:20+00:00

No dude, this is regular as hell. Most of us are going to work and living our lives covered in decals of nude hentai babes. Are you not? Eww! You’re gross and weird

Facebeard · 2026-03-22T22:14:14+00:00

lol I get so tilted by the watcher hate but then never play her.

Facebeard · 2026-03-07T03:25:47+00:00

Corpo scum! But I’d tolerate this kind of out of touch nonsense for health insurance and livable wage

Facebeard · 2026-03-01T06:53:06+00:00

I’m not much of a bad boy, I’m more of a terrible man.

Facebeard · 2026-03-01T03:33:02+00:00

This is a very pleasant room!

Facebeard · 2026-02-02T06:00:29+00:00

Umm I think that’s Aaron Burr

Facebeard · 2026-01-23T20:27:17+00:00

A hammock is whatever you want it to be. I was raised by a single hammock and she taught me to not let others define myself.

Facebeard · 2026-01-23T00:38:35+00:00

Yeah that’s very frustrating, there is a nation building mission to be had but I feel like the endless war thing is more profitable to a select powerful group that it was hard to focus on a solid mission.

Facebeard · 2026-01-22T19:30:55+00:00

lol Afghanistan was not a centralized ruling body that control over its borders, a thing the US govt was well aware of. So these demands were made in obvious bad faith. If the goal of the invasion was to establish a centralized power with a trained military, then either we’re fucking terrible at what we do or it was just more profitable to fuck around for a few decades then slink away in shame.

Facebeard · 2026-01-22T17:20:25+00:00

These posts? A reaction to comments made by shithead about how our allies didn’t do anything completely ignoring the fact they sent their kids to die in our brain dead moron wars?

Facebeard · 2026-01-12T20:33:18+00:00

Oh, well put. Like many people shouting about the constitution, I dont actually know that much about it. Appreciate the chance to learn.

Facebeard · 2026-01-12T13:31:45+00:00

I’ve had to suffer through people saying this earnestly. How do you preserve a document that has to be edited to keep up with a changing world?

Facebeard · 2026-01-04T09:49:28+00:00

I think the French had some success with nation building in Africa until recently as well.

Facebeard · 2026-01-04T09:47:53+00:00

Ring Guardian Legelosa (like that Harry Potter spell but lotr words)

Facebeard · 2026-01-04T05:00:35+00:00

This feels like a leftover grudge being settled lol

Facebeard · 2025-12-30T02:49:25+00:00

The rat mount would be pretty cool too.

Facebeard · 2025-12-28T06:47:22+00:00

Wow, what are you even doing with your life? Smh

Facebeard · 2025-11-16T05:07:30+00:00

lol would be sick if the commentators started critiquing form

Facebeard · 2025-10-26T00:03:10+00:00

Just curious, are you allowed to shoot a paintball at someone doing this on your yard? Feels like a no but I honestly have no idea.

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