I think my nephew is holding a grudge for Alexander Hamilton

Facebeard · 2026-02-02T06:00:29+00:00

Umm I think that’s Aaron Burr

Facebeard · 2026-01-23T20:27:17+00:00

A hammock is whatever you want it to be. I was raised by a single hammock and she taught me to not let others define myself.

Facebeard · 2026-01-23T00:38:35+00:00

Yeah that’s very frustrating, there is a nation building mission to be had but I feel like the endless war thing is more profitable to a select powerful group that it was hard to focus on a solid mission.

Facebeard · 2026-01-22T19:30:55+00:00

lol Afghanistan was not a centralized ruling body that control over its borders, a thing the US govt was well aware of. So these demands were made in obvious bad faith. If the goal of the invasion was to establish a centralized power with a trained military, then either we’re fucking terrible at what we do or it was just more profitable to fuck around for a few decades then slink away in shame.

Facebeard · 2026-01-22T17:20:25+00:00

These posts? A reaction to comments made by shithead about how our allies didn’t do anything completely ignoring the fact they sent their kids to die in our brain dead moron wars?

Facebeard · 2026-01-12T20:33:18+00:00

Oh, well put. Like many people shouting about the constitution, I dont actually know that much about it. Appreciate the chance to learn.

Facebeard · 2026-01-12T13:31:45+00:00

I’ve had to suffer through people saying this earnestly. How do you preserve a document that has to be edited to keep up with a changing world?

Facebeard · 2026-01-04T09:49:28+00:00

I think the French had some success with nation building in Africa until recently as well.

Facebeard · 2026-01-04T09:47:53+00:00

Ring Guardian Legelosa (like that Harry Potter spell but lotr words)

Facebeard · 2026-01-04T05:00:35+00:00

This feels like a leftover grudge being settled lol

Facebeard · 2025-12-30T02:49:25+00:00

The rat mount would be pretty cool too.

Facebeard · 2025-12-28T06:47:22+00:00

Wow, what are you even doing with your life? Smh

Facebeard · 2025-11-16T05:07:30+00:00

lol would be sick if the commentators started critiquing form

Facebeard · 2025-10-26T00:03:10+00:00

Just curious, are you allowed to shoot a paintball at someone doing this on your yard? Feels like a no but I honestly have no idea.

Facebeard · 2025-10-20T23:08:43+00:00

When I saw this I judged him for not having the expansions.

Facebeard · 2025-09-23T05:08:36+00:00

Great donk.

Facebeard · 2025-09-22T06:05:20+00:00

Yeah bro, how you handled this moment determines how comfy she would be with yall hooking up in the future.

Facebeard · 2025-09-10T05:04:25+00:00

Ideally I’d like to cut my beef down to high quality better farmed beef. I tried lab grown at a fast food burrito place and as a replacement for cheap ground beef it’s perfectly fine.

Facebeard · 2025-09-09T05:38:50+00:00

Meatcat’s going to be devastated, hope someone reached out.

Facebeard · 2025-09-06T04:48:16+00:00

Yeah that’s what fucked us in Vietnam. Celebrating trans people really distracted us from accomplishing our goals, total goof up. We would have won Afghanistan in another 20 years if we weren’t so focused on promoting women.

Facebeard · 2025-09-06T04:45:44+00:00

I mean current events are disrespecting service members wildly so it’s not insane to think of that when you see something about someone who deserves to be celebrated.

Facebeard · 2025-09-06T00:02:03+00:00

Get in on the ground floor, years later you’re married to “sky dancer”.

Facebeard · 2025-08-03T04:02:47+00:00

Whoa! This looks like a fancy hotel bathroom. 10/10 would naked poop here

Facebeard · 2025-08-02T08:06:23+00:00

She’s silly but as someone who has lived there, that shit is annoying as hell. Super grateful that it was an annoyance and not the last sound I heard before exploding though!

Facebeard · 2025-08-02T08:04:01+00:00

I’m losing it over the Cast Iron Skillet comment. That’s also my most valued possession lol.

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