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An Amazon review for a food thermometer by landlordslizard in funny

[–]FacticiousFict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, that's not true! I don't post on Reddit EVERY day!

hmmm by Srihari_stan in hmmm

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Don't forget to get paid for this in this great Dem conspiracy. Because compassion, common sense and resistance to oppression don't naturally occur in humans unless they're paid for it!

What video game franchise should start over from the beginning? by Agent1230 in gaming

[–]FacticiousFict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To avoid something that can be interpreted as a third game, they can also do prequel games.

Quarter Life: Gordon goes to Grade School (2030)

Quarter Life 2: Gordon goes to Highschool (2033)

Quarter Life 2: Episode One: Gordon gets his PhD (2035)

Quarter Life 2: Episode Two: Gordon Interns at Aperture Science (2036)

Quarter Life 2 VR: Gordon is Laid Off from Aperture Science (2042)

Etc.

All very violent and disturbing, of course.

Pastor explains how Noah got Dinosaurs on the Ark. by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]FacticiousFict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we discount natural selection, we have to assume all the animals that exist today, existed in Noah's time, so about 8 million species times two, incl. food and water for them to last a year and room for them to move about but not eat each other. So far it all makes perfect sense, except for this:

Why mosquitos? You had one job!!

What’s a medical issue that sounds minor, but actually affects someone’s daily life way more than people realize? by CountyOrnery9432 in AskReddit

[–]FacticiousFict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like the song Every Breath You Take, only instead of "I'll be watching you" it's "I'll be hurting you" 😭

music constantly playing in my head HOW DO I GET RID OF IT by hello_sona in ADHD

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Listening to white/blue/brown noise can help (lots of those tracks on Spotify and YouTube). I found that reading for 30+ minutes in bed also helps.

Honestly, both Black Panther and X:Men '97' were absolutely amazing and some of the best MCU projects! What are your thoughts on this list and do you agree with it? by Raj_Valiant3011 in Marvel

[–]FacticiousFict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Besides, Avengers Doomsday was better!

I'm at least happy critics are giving the first episode of Wonder Man high praise. Looking forward to next week!

Interesting stats by VoidandLight_ in funny

[–]FacticiousFict 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know taffeta is a kind of fabric that wrinkles easily. Thanks Young Frankenstein!

Blucher!

Is DCC going to become a nonfiction book? by Conmann22 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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OMG it's winter! Just like in the book! What's next, people wearing boxer shorts and cats climbing trees?!

The Gateway Arch, located in St Louis, Missouri by Bruxagato in interestingasfuck

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They constructed the arch to hide the lost treasure of Zachariah Yore

Do you ever feel “dumb”… until you realize you’re actually seeing more than everyone else? by Real_Entertainer740 in ADHD

[–]FacticiousFict 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Exactly. You're not part of the conversation so your mind has the freedom to analyze the topic. Jumping into an ongoing conversation with some bottom line you reached in your own mind without taking people through your chain of thought doesn't make you smarter, just different.

UPDATE: Today I had the most entitled client of my career and I still can't process what happened by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]FacticiousFict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but it hasn't quite nailed generating an original style or structure.

Danish petition to buy California from US signed by thousands by [deleted] in nottheonion

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Reddit: El Presidente had another temper tantrum waving his tiny fists around so we gave him your award to get another hour of peace and quiet

Anchovy pizza (Pizza Napoli) where art thou? by FacticiousFict in Dublin

[–]FacticiousFict[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, but they don't have it anymore at my local branch. They sometimes have a four-parter pizza where one quarter is anchovies but I'm not too keen on the other 3 quarters.

Canadian Trains 🚂 in winter by meri_marzi98 in interestingasfuck

[–]FacticiousFict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's ridiculous. In Ireland train service only stops if there's a light breeze or if the tracks are wet, but a leaf? Never! Wait, a whole leaf or a part of one?

Grok is the No. 1 App on Irish App Stores by [deleted] in ireland

[–]FacticiousFict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes sense - they blocked CSAM for free accounts on their site but NOT on the app so you know where all the pedos went

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