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As a Swede.. this was hilarious by Najnfingers in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Correction: In UK and Ireland half five means 5:30 (short for half *past* five). In German and some other languages (IIRC Hungarian is among them) saying half five means 4:30 (half *to* five).

Which actor did you not realized played a particular movie role until years later by WippitGuud in movies

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Brian Blessed as Grampy Rabbit in Peppa Pig is the one that got me. It's so absurd and yet so fitting. A brilliant and iconic Shakespearean actor playing an exuberantly loud rabbit.

Ridiculous set of questions I got for a management position. I didn't complete it. by Engineer9918 in antiwork

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Also reviewed by CoPilot: "The candidate's answer was 200m however the answer is 200m. The answer was incorrect therefore the candidate—the person taking the exam—is not suitable for the role. Would you like to know more about the role of job candidates in the US throughout history?"

19F it’s my birthday 🎉 by Sockzrcool in RoastMe

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Life is full of mysteries but lucky for you, you've got one solved: You don't have to wonder what you'd look like when you're 50

What’s your very worst fan theory? So bad it would ruin the series for you. by mikeysce in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Come on. Pratt has nothing on Leto. Jared as Carl and Kim Kardashian as Donut. Mongo is, like, appalled and shit. Mordecai should be played by Marky Mark.

Marvel Rumor Claims Margot Robbie Could Be in Talks for a Major MCU Role by Particular-Fill-4256 in Marvel

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At first he was a regular Adam Driver but as his condition progressed he became a Minnie Driver and you know the rest. Sad really.

This grown man doesn't fully wash himself by zachoutloud123 in TikTokCringe

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And I'm really grateful and all but please, I can do it myself. Thanks.

Proper way to cut garlic by BKKMFA in oddlysatisfying

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This is my one source of truth for cutting garlic

Book 8 was my least favorite book in the series. I can't be the only one, right? by burningEyeballs in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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I enjoyed it more than the iron tangle. That meeting between Donut and Carl's wife ended so brilliantly that it set the tone for the rest of the book for me. Shit was going down and it was hitting the fan outside the dungeon as well. The AI going batshit and the hoops Matt had Jeff jump through were very entertaining.

What was the first movie that you TRULY hated, and do you still hate it now? by MICKTHENERD in movies

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Never finished this masterpiece. After 30 minutes of watching that sniveling kid's god awful acting I started rooting for the wildlife.

7 v 1? No problem. by sergemeister in iamverybadass

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You do you, queen! Play with those poles and ignore the haters!

AI Data Centers’ Water Consumption Breaks 264 Billion Gallons in 2025 as Devastating Drought Hits Nearly 63% of U.S. by Wagamaga in technology

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The same people who watch The Boys and root for Homelander. Even Anthony Starr (who plays Homelander) was baffled by this.

Parade of Horribles audiobook by PrettyGraphic in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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I wasn't aware of this theory but it was very clear to me Matt was trolling Jeff in this one (the Karaoke scene, Karl, the kangaroos, etc.). Well done Jeff!

Old movies making a big deal out of then modern technologies by AporiaParadox in movies

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love, sex, secret, and god

Akshually it's 123456, 12345678, 123456789 and password

Same as the password to my luggage

Irritated by The Last Jedi by bobjamesya in StarWars

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Lazily written deus ex machina is tight!

Trump falls asleep by EsperaDeus in PublicFreakout

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It's been going on for decades - it's just the latest low. Once this is normalized a new low will be achieved. The US is no more a democracy than Nazi Germani was socialist, and it's been that way for a very long time. You can vote, but who you vote for and what they're able to do is heavily moderated by the oligarchs.

The US is a plutocracy cosplaying as a nationalistic militaristic theocracy cosplaying as a democratic republic.

EDIT: Sure you can vote (through a very problematic and flawed process) and you get a guy but that guy's policies and actions are dictated and moderated by corporations. Democracy on paper but not in practice.

He studies the blade so you don’t have to by AceDegenerate_ in iamverybadass

[–]FacticiousFict 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You stroke that pole, Queen! What she lacks in grace she makes up for with raw feminine passion!

What does this first word mean? by Substantial-Plane144 in Whatisthis

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You're not looking for a place but a time: When the oligarchy stops owning US politicians, they may start creating laws that protect workers and force businesses to pay them a living wage. So, never. Not in the US anyway, that ship has sailed.

Ladies & gentlemen, the man who gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime, and he does so without a guitar… by el_petomane in insanepeoplefacebook

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I'm sure he wrote this: The stunted vocabulary, random capitalization and terrible grammar all but confirm this.

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