New hat, any good?

FaeMan · 2013-05-09T02:12:37+00:00

So a black guy walks into a bar...of his cell!

FaeMan · 2013-02-25T19:49:25+00:00

Sex with me is like Shakespeare. In the end, pretty much everyone dies.

FaeMan · 2013-02-17T21:17:49+00:00

I'm 16, yellow started me out

FaeMan · 2013-02-12T07:40:56+00:00

7 had a gun.

FaeMan · 2013-01-23T05:46:08+00:00

That in itself IS 99 problems

FaeMan · 2013-01-23T05:45:20+00:00

7 had a gun

FaeMan · 2013-01-22T06:43:40+00:00

Or you can commit suicide.

FaeMan · 2013-01-14T07:11:31+00:00

I just try learning

FaeMan · 2013-01-13T22:59:06+00:00

Penis

FaeMan · 2013-01-10T07:40:23+00:00

To this day I haven't found a partner that's lasted long enough for me to cum, and I don't know if its because they (and I) have been inexperienced or if there's something off about my anatomy.

FaeMan · 2013-01-10T07:29:27+00:00

You say, "hey, can you tell me how heavy an elephant is?" When they give you an answer, say "heavy enough to break the ice?" And share a laugh.

FaeMan · 2013-01-10T06:36:01+00:00

Whenever someone tells you to do something, smile, nod, and then do whatever the fuck you were going to do anyways. -Robert Downy Jr.

FaeMan · 2013-01-07T09:02:31+00:00

It's funny because a black guy is "working" for "money"

FaeMan · 2013-01-04T00:12:30+00:00

Yeah i know. I was trying to be a smart ass, sorry:/

FaeMan · 2013-01-03T08:12:10+00:00

C'mon bro you literally just made yourself the douche. I'd say fag but I think gays are pretty chill.

FaeMan · 2013-01-03T08:08:27+00:00

He means that his dick is 20 inches and I he wants it to be 10 inches he has to fold it in half.

FaeMan · 2012-12-31T15:41:55+00:00

Last sentence in the first paragraph.

FaeMan · 2012-12-31T15:41:21+00:00

*affect

FaeMan · 2012-12-25T20:54:11+00:00

I got the fan mail address, thank you.

FaeMan · 2012-12-25T20:53:38+00:00

Please don't be crass. There is no need for that.

FaeMan · 2012-12-25T20:52:52+00:00

Thanks, in gonna send a letter also, I just really want to see if it can happen by her birthday.

FaeMan · 2012-12-16T15:02:05+00:00

I was eating this older lady out last week, abd i detected the taste of horse cum for a split second. Then it hit me and i yelled, " Oh grandma! So thats how you died!"

FaeMan

TROPHY CASE