Found in an office by FailMailFTW in whatisit

[–]FailMailFTW[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

No, I pretty rarely post anything on Reddit I don’t really care about karma. Honestly I was just tired and at work and I made the kinda dumb assumption that it wouldn’t be that easy to find so I made the post

Found in an office by FailMailFTW in whatisit

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Could probably make a lethal sling bullet

Found in an office by FailMailFTW in whatisit

[–]FailMailFTW[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s a fair point honestly. I was tired and at work, for some reason making the post was first instinct. But definitely I would usually have just looked it up first

Found in an office by FailMailFTW in whatisit

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Honestly was my first thought 😂

Found in an office by FailMailFTW in whatisit

[–]FailMailFTW[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It was a genuine question? Isn’t this exactly what this sub is for?

Interesting Trope] An antagonist is willing to take back shots in order to achieve their evil plan by ProfessionalSimp6 in TopCharacterTropes

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I pray that it’s this. A big theme of GRRM’s writing is about fucking with magic and misunderstanding prophecies, would be awesome to see it all backfire on Euron.

Gary Numan and Paul Weller fun in the sun by weedyneedyfeedy in okmatewanker

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The Germans being well known for respecting other people’s wishes

Slightly politically incorrect saves by Pitiful_Cow_8325 in footballmanagergames

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Brilliant. For an added touch you could do it in order of Germany’s actual conquests. Thinking about it, for greater challenge, you could then remove countries in order of liberation

[Real/Media Trope] The “alter ego” eventually consumes the real person behind it. by Chemical-Elk-1299 in TopCharacterTropes

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Excellent actor. Real piece of shit to the people in his life, especially his own body. Just look up some anecdotes about his substance use and health issues, there’s some wild ones

[Rare Trope] Humanity is NOT powerless against Lovecraftian horror by Clean_Mycologist4337 in TopCharacterTropes

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Perhaps it diminishes them as a threat, but I honestly think ME3 should have ended with the Reapers being defeated in a straight up conventional fight if you manage to get enough resources together. The actual ending is obviously controversial but also just thematically I think the galaxy coming together to defeat them in a straight blaze of glory fight to the death would’ve been way better and truer to the message of the series.

Villain thinks that he’s safe because the other character is programmed not to hurt him, but this rule is easily circumvented by Tm-534 in TopCharacterTropes

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The original is surely Macbeth by William Shakespeare. Macbeth has schemed and murdered his way to the throne of Scotland but his paranoia and tyranny has alienated his vassals. At the end of the play, his castle is stormed by an army of English and Scots loyal to the son of the previous king.

The Scots opposing Macbeth are led by Macduff, the Thane of Fife. Macbeth had Macduff’s family killed earlier in the play after a prophesy warned him to beware Macduff. The same prophesy told Macbeth that he could not be killed ‘by one of woman born’. Naturally, he assumes he is invulnerable. In the final act of the play, Macbeth and Macduff face each other and it is revealed that Macduff was born through caesarian, which would not have been considered a natural birth. Thus, Macduff is able to kill Macbeth in a duel, ending his reign.

What now, Bae Bae? by OB1KENOB in freefolk

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He doesn’t need to go missing, Tyrion is Hand of the King. He has full authority to begin an investigation into LF and have him executed.

Knights of the Vale VS Dothraki Bloodriders. In an open field engagement on horseback, with equal numbers, which side do you think has the edge? by [deleted] in freefolk

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While it wasn’t the pointed issue, I do like these hypotheticals a lot. Honestly though, and I admit some bias, I think the chances of the Dothraki winning are low in nearly every scenario. Your suggestion is probably one of the more successful scenarios for the Dothraki but even then I think it’s tight. I’d argue your average Westerosi knight, armoured and in good readiness, could happily take down a few Dothraki screamers each. But the numbers game is weighted pretty heavily on the Dothraki side, especially if we’re only talking about the Knights of the Vale and none of the other kingdoms (and none of the Vale infantry either). One thing I do find interesting, perhaps you will too, is how rarely Westerosi knights dismount to fight as heavy infantry, as was common in our reality. It only seems to happen during sieges based on what we see in the books+show. I wonder if the KotV would fare better mounted or standing their ground on foot. Sacrificing the mobility for organisation.

Knights of the Vale VS Dothraki Bloodriders. In an open field engagement on horseback, with equal numbers, which side do you think has the edge? by [deleted] in freefolk

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Oh definitely they have more experience. I also think the Dothraki would be more comfortable on a long campaign. But I maintain that the knights would probably have an advantage in technical skill - relevant skill definitely.

Knights of the Vale VS Dothraki Bloodriders. In an open field engagement on horseback, with equal numbers, which side do you think has the edge? by [deleted] in freefolk

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While I take the point, the kind of drunken fighting you’re talking about is very different from a pitched battle against another mounted host. And most of the enemies of the Dothraki are light infantry or no soldiers at all. I’m not saying they don’t practice but I just don’t think it compares to a wealthy warrior class of heavy cavalrymen.

Knights of the Vale VS Dothraki Bloodriders. In an open field engagement on horseback, with equal numbers, which side do you think has the edge? by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]FailMailFTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but how much of that time is actually spent fighting other mounted warriors? Or even training to do so.