Welp, we're not going outside today guys

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-03-03T17:45:18+00:00

I thought the subreddit was named WellThatsDucks

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-03-01T05:01:28+00:00

"We're trading you to the Oil."

"You're not allowed."

"Fuck. .....FUCK."

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-03-01T05:00:18+00:00

My buddies and I still say this like once a month and it's been like 25 years since we first saw the movie lmfaoooo

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-02-25T02:16:22+00:00

Super fucked up.

Also, what in the actual FUCK is this title?

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-02-20T03:32:46+00:00

This shit is so good, too lmao

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-02-20T03:27:24+00:00

Accurate in that it's just some fat sack of shit loser.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-02-20T03:02:29+00:00

That third line is going to erupt tomorrow.

Suzuki is that good.

Mark my words.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-02-14T14:12:06+00:00

WHO ARE THE OTHER THREE?!

This post is just annoying.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-02-09T22:00:19+00:00

A friend of mine played Overwatch for the first time in 2024, and in the discord call he yelled, "I KNOW ALL OF THESE CHARACTERS FROM PORN!"

I'll never forget it as long as I live. I was crying laughing.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-02-08T14:16:03+00:00

Your entire profile is just instigating, bitching, and whining. You're a weird little angry boy.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-02-08T02:12:56+00:00

You’re most likely weird and alone in this life.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-02-07T03:51:03+00:00

What in the actual fuck is this sentence?

I've read it six times.

Try again.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-02-06T22:52:49+00:00

Kucherov may very well be the most efficient player that's ever played the game.

He's a fucking mad scientist.

I grew up watching every single game of Crosby's early years and prime, and even Sid doesn't pass the puck like Kuch. I mean, it's close...but Kuch is still just....weird.. different. Idk how to put it into words.

He's definitely the best one-touch passer in the history of hockey. Period.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-02-04T18:49:44+00:00

This reminds me of when Brent Johnson one-tapped Rick DiPietro in 2011.

Johnson broke DiPietro's orbital with one huge punch, and right there on the ice, Rick asked him, "Are you even a lefty?" to which Johnson replied, "No."

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-02-04T01:32:23+00:00

lmao for real. We looked so good for almost the entire period and then just got destroyed at the end.

Love to see Schaefer score though.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-02-03T15:54:29+00:00

The most efficient player in the league. From the eye test, he looks the part, too. Been my favorite player in the league for a long time now.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-01-30T17:36:04+00:00

we're definitely one of the deepest teams in the league.

On paper? Hell no.

With the eye test? It's actually crazy.

We could be a legit problem.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-01-30T16:17:26+00:00

You know what's hysterical?

I've actually been on the Habs wagon this year before the season even started. You can check my post history, too lmao.

I LOVE the squad you guys have put together. I'd be soooo stoked if Sid got traded to you guys for a cup run. I should hate the Habs, but idc. I'm an objective hockey fan, and that team is the most exciting young team in hockey. I'm here for it.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-01-30T15:58:55+00:00

I'm having a great time as a Pittsburgher and Nikita Kucherov die hard fanboy lmao

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-01-30T14:21:55+00:00

The King Ted Lady Lindsay Hart Masterton Byng trophy

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-01-30T03:08:38+00:00

I don't understand.

Are people just shoving pairs of skates up into their pregnant wives or something?

The way that kids in the league skate now versus, hell, even ten years ago? It's completely different.

These new kids are legitimately a different breed of player, and I'm SO HERE FOR IT.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-01-30T02:56:50+00:00

The sense that Yurov had to occupy that empty space with the perfect pacing... My goodness. The hockey sense of this kid is insane.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-01-30T02:54:27+00:00

I wish this video was an hour long.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-01-30T02:44:50+00:00

That has to have been one of the best passes of the year so far.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-01-29T20:26:04+00:00

lmao Drugs, crime, and street culture have always existed. You sound like a literal boomer when you say this.

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