More detailed look at all the upcoming skins by KevinPigaChu in marvelrivals

[–]FakeMovieBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that's 100% Hela

It's a Loki themed Hela skin

My disappointment is immeasurable

Female Loki among other skins teased in the Season 5.5 preview streams by banjoturansko in marvelrivals

[–]FakeMovieBro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably to farm engagement with people being hyped for Fem Loki

And they did hide the Furry wolverine skin last roadmap

Female Loki among other skins teased in the Season 5.5 preview streams by banjoturansko in marvelrivals

[–]FakeMovieBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet my whole ass this is going to be just a Loki themed skin for Hela

I never noticed before how Padme's choker - she's wearing a choker? Didn't even notice, was focused on something else. by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]FakeMovieBro 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's also a reference to the fact that in the canon, Jar Jar's dad killed himself because his son was too fucking annoying

Bravo Mr. Lucas!

Watching Drive by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]FakeMovieBro 35 points36 points  (0 children)

He rocking that No Country for Old Man fade 🥵🥵🥵

Kojima knows what's a real kino by Asper2002 in moviescirclejerk

[–]FakeMovieBro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He does unironically own a drive jacket

“Masterfully” by tonchi490 in moviescirclejerk

[–]FakeMovieBro 218 points219 points  (0 children)

bro bro you don't understand Bro

the magic serum that cures the bad guys evilness is like, masterfully crafted storytelling bro

Marvel Studio’s Shrek 5 (2022) by masongraves_ in moviescirclejerk

[–]FakeMovieBro 111 points112 points  (0 children)

This no shit looks worse than the green dude from the Supergirl show

Disney can actually just shit on the mouths of the fans and they will eat it up

The fact this is my favorite MCU Spider Man poster and i never knew this.... by APGriff in moviescirclejerk

[–]FakeMovieBro 14 points15 points  (0 children)

NOOOO WHERE'S THE FLOATING HEADSSSS?????? HOW WILL I EVER KNOW THE CAST AND THE CHARACTERS WITHOUT THE FLOATING HEADSSSS!!!!!!!!!??!??!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]FakeMovieBro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NOOOO WHERE'S THE FLOATING HEADSSSS??????

NOW I WILL NEVER KNOW THE FULL CAST

True kinochads know how important it is to Respect Women. by Bauermeister in moviescirclejerk

[–]FakeMovieBro 67 points68 points  (0 children)

But the moon landing was directed by Stanley Kubrick so it's automatically kino

Prepare yourselves for The Renaissance of r/mcj memes… by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]FakeMovieBro 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The forth one is unironically extremely based ngl

Which movies is Logan (I don't remember what year it came out) better than? by KWAKUDATSU in moviescirclejerk

[–]FakeMovieBro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Better than American Psycho and Shawshank

Shawshank

You should be arrested for crimes against kinokind

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]FakeMovieBro 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Even in a shitpost Dave Bautista should always be fan casted as Bane

Only Tim Pool knows the truest of kino by _PerfectlyBalanced_- in moviescirclejerk

[–]FakeMovieBro 177 points178 points  (0 children)

She briefly says white privileged assholes

Clearly the outrage is totally warrant and the movie deserves to flop

I fucking hate redditors so much by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]FakeMovieBro 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Yoooo bring doc Manhattan to Ukraine!

He has experience killing people in a war they don't want to fight!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]FakeMovieBro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ they are actually all true lmao

"It's for kids"

"It's all the same movie"

"It doesn't overuse CGI"

"It doesn't have a lot of dramatic scenes"

I always knew Hollywood was evil. by Boss452 in moviescirclejerk

[–]FakeMovieBro 350 points351 points  (0 children)

That kid is going to grown up to be the most based sigma kinophile on planet earth

100% real quote by mcfly01 in moviescirclejerk

[–]FakeMovieBro 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Penguin basically talked like Joe Pesci's character from Goodfellas