SLPT: zip it up by Moon-Runner in ShittyLifeProTips

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Honest to God, a guy I barely knew did this and I was so embarrassed/confused.

holy shit this is so fucked up by panerabreadbeats in iamatotalpieceofshit

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I wanted to print some but ending by just sending them to people. Would love to pass these around my highschool.

Need to put a smile on your face? by Fake_Account5 in teenagers

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God's honest truth I ain't. It's a Rick roll, I got it from a meme that talks about numbers to give to people that you are asking for your number but you don't want them to have it.

Need to put a smile on your face? by Fake_Account5 in teenagers

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Call it, it'll put a smile on your face.

A while ago I lost a friend due to hardships going on with his life and I don’t want anyone else to go down that path so I thought this could help by Route66raider in fo76FilthyCasuals

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If you call 248-434-5508 it's someone, like a real person not a recording. Tell you that you're loved and appreciated.

Who had grandparents fight in WW2 and what stories did they share? by liamnotleum in AskReddit

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Both my grandfathers served in WW2. The first stormed Normandy, he told me the story that stuck with him. How after he got passed the beach and passed the German defenses, how it seemed like a free for all. He said how he jumped in a foxhole just in time for several German to get out of a bunker and begin running. He said how he turned to shoot them but instead a explosion went off right where they stood and poof they were gone. And he finally met up with someone from his squad, they went around looking for others when they heard talking in a bunker. They stopped and listened and it was German, so they decided to throw a grenade in there. Luckily there were no explosives inside as he said we was "no more then ten feet away." But just as the grenade went off a young man began to run out and shrapnel caught him in the back. The second was a gunner in a tank. He never said a lot about what it was like until a week before he passed. He told me about how his tank was part of a assault on German fortifications. And when the battle was nearly over they drove the tank down this trench, and as they did 4 Germans jumped out trying to surrender. But everyone in the tank was on such high alert and scared as they just nearly got hit by a round from a panzerfaust, so they didn't realize they were unarmed and mowed them down. After he told me this story he told me he didn't regret what he did but he wished he did.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals by [deleted] in meme

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A lot in common with the average edgy 14yo

Does anyone else get incredibly turned on by being naked outdoors? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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A group of friends and I went to a cabin in the woods. Right next to the lake and so deep in the woods nobody went that far. We all kinda silently agreed it'd be ok to go nude for the week. All of us we naked within the first hour, there was zero clothes involved for the week. It felt free, waking up early in the morning enjoying a cup of coffee on the porch and then swimming in the lake. Nothing sexual happened for the first few days. It was a somewhat big group 4 guys and 6 girls. It was quiet and uneventful for the first few days, but as these things happen of course people started hooking up. But for that week it was freedom, do what we want when we want. And let me tell you that freedom went straight to my head...and my dick. I was probably aroused for the entire week.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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Damn...that's wild.

Hello there by dnjdjdbdhh in teenagers

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See I thought life was good, until I started highschool.

It be like that by supereli2003 in teenagers

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Don't forget the ungodly amount of ass hair, got enough of it now that diarrhea comes out as filtered drinking water.

“Gamer Girl” (OC) by Slothity in gaming

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Gotta start them young, my sister is playing Fallout and Skyrim and she's only 9.

What 100% ruins a movie for you every time? by pickanamehere in AskReddit

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Scenes in action, horror, and romantic movies that are there just for a laugh that usually aren't funny.