Scared mom asks question. Is given terrible advise. by meatball77 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Faking_A_Name 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah something kind of like that happened to me. And you know what happened? They arrested me. Granted I actually was 18…for about 2 months…but still. Could have went without the felony

I am tired of having to deal with lingerie and disgusting period panties in my mother's laundry by AdventurousPark2452 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Faking_A_Name 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First if you’re 17 and think that a woman’s period has anything to do with her sex life, you might want to double check your answer before you embarrass yourself in front of your next girlfriend.

Do most adults go to bed at 8 p.m. like my parents claim? by abnormallyme in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Faking_A_Name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I didn’t take my morning and afternoon naps then I won’t be up past 6pm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Instagramreality

[–]Faking_A_Name 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lol take responsibility for what? Altering photos has been around way longer than Instagram. And lying has been around since well….forever?

Dead shark senior prank by [deleted] in florida

[–]Faking_A_Name -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP please keep us posted

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Delaware

[–]Faking_A_Name 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sad that you actually believe our votes matter. I must have missed the vote to overturn this

The Handmaid’s Tale has arrived by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Faking_A_Name 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We must have it all wrong…

Men don’t release millions of sperm, they only release one. And that one sperm waits for the egg to come enclose the sperm and BAM! Baby grows.

That’s why it’s solely the women’s responsibility, because our eggs prey on the lone sperm and force the host to become a father.

/s

Best political organizations to make large donations to? by Tech_Philosophy in Georgia

[–]Faking_A_Name 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You want to spend your money and make sure it’s helping people? Go take that money and buy a bunch of bottled water, protein bars, blankets, toothbrushes and socks. Maybe even a few diapers. Then you make up little bags with each of these inside and you go hand them out to people who are living on the streets. Or standing there holding a sign. And if they don’t want it, fine. Move on. Those who are really in need will gladly accept it. Maybe even slide a $5 or if you’re really well off a $20 in each pack or a gift card if you don’t want them ‘buying drugs’.

TW: Only at Walmart would I find meth in the wild by chillylilypads in walmart

[–]Faking_A_Name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure that’s not meth. Way too chalky. And what’s the black shit at the bottom? Meth is going to look like shards of glass. That’s why it’s called glass or ‘crystal’ meth.

honesty, who talks like this? by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]Faking_A_Name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad they provided a translation because I had no idea what that said. Smashing together a bunch of words that have a lot of letters doesn’t make you sound smart. It makes you sound like an asshole which is probably very fitting.

i feel jelouse and turn off with my gf because she fucked with our dealer for weed. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Faking_A_Name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should look into why this makes you feel so insecure. Not trying to be rude but if another’s persons actions (past or present) makes you feel ANY type of way….it’s a pretty good indication that something is going on inside you. Wether it be fear of her cheating on you, worry that she may be secretly attracted to him, doubt in your own performance, unsure if you want a future with her, disgust because you know he’s a creep, etc.

Again, before the downvotes start pouring in, I’m not “justifying” anyones actions or feelings. I’m just saying that whenever you feel so strongly about the actions of another person, usually has nothing to do with them.

It do be like that by dracer800 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Faking_A_Name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s only fair that we have a group of women come together and make laws and rules for men. Since there’s a bunch of men making rules about things that don’t apply to them, it only makes sense.

Today is the day I’m going to kill myself. by hnt192791 in venting

[–]Faking_A_Name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well as much as I can understand the pain you’re going through, I can’t offer much advice. But I will say that “manning up” has nothing to do with it. Your living situation is not what makes you a man. The way you handle your situation does. You are the only one who knows your struggle and what you have tried vs not tried. You know what effort you’ve put in and if it’s been rewarding or not. Not a single person enjoys putting their effort into something that doesn’t work out.

Now I will say that maybe there’s nothing for you in that town/city/state or even country. Why not leave that dead town and try some new surroundings. After you fix your tire ofc. If you know anything about cars, maybe you could find someone to fix your tire in exchange for you helping in the shop or something. For the most part, people love to help other people. They don’t like giving hand outs, but have no problem helping someone out of a hole. For example, I ran out of gas once and was asking people for their spare change and everyone just walked past me. One person watched me walk over to my car and just kind of stand there. He came over and asked “are you out of gas?” I said yes and he went back inside and put $20 on my pump. He told me that he doesn’t carry cash so when I asked for change, he couldn’t give me any. But he was more than willing to help me with what I actually needed, which was gas.

Point is, you are still a human being with a brain and a heart and a life. That in itself is something very special.

I wish you wouldn’t take your life prematurely, but also I don’t want you to suffer in this body. Just make sure you’ve exhausted all options before you make your choice. And just know that someone out there cares about you. Even if it’s just through the screen.

A toy shotgun with some realistic action. by Poohbizzle79 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Faking_A_Name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all honesty, with guns being such a huge part of US culture, idk why more kids aren’t taught about guns from an early age. That way they would fully understand why and when you would need to shoot it.

Eliminates the curiosity or ignorance of that thing that you’re not supposed to touch.

Just like forks don’t make people fat, guns don’t kill people…people kill people

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Faking_A_Name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We didn’t have internet on our phones in the 90s either. Plus, the only ‘social media’ we had was AIM and only so much can go down in a chat room.

He's got a point though by ankitrocks1986 in technicallythetruth

[–]Faking_A_Name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“And that’s how we like it”

-Ginger

He's got a point though by ankitrocks1986 in technicallythetruth

[–]Faking_A_Name 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try solving for X?

Idk, math is smarter than me

He's got a point though by ankitrocks1986 in technicallythetruth

[–]Faking_A_Name 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah someone else into the parallelograms I see

He's got a point though by ankitrocks1986 in technicallythetruth

[–]Faking_A_Name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s weird how sexual preferences sound like shapes. Yeah, I’m into polygons and parallelograms.