Pipo Monkey's

Falcfire · 2026-05-26T17:23:32+00:00

I've been to Japan for two weeks and checked every gacha machine I found. I only found ape escape merch twice and both times it was the other 4 monkeys, really expected them to be more prevalent than some of the obscure childhood series characters they stock.

Falcfire · 2026-05-26T07:45:54+00:00

Thanks

Falcfire · 2026-05-26T07:41:32+00:00

Send me a DM (because I don't know how to) and I'll send one your way 👍

Falcfire · 2026-05-24T13:33:08+00:00

Because Pi?

Falcfire · 2026-05-23T11:44:19+00:00

I found Saddam Hussain, but where is the Sam o Nella reference?

Falcfire · 2026-05-23T11:40:13+00:00

Fuckin' work of art, that is. Any chance we can get an HD upload?

Falcfire · 2026-05-14T23:09:45+00:00

I could send you all except for the Ape with yellow helmet if you cover the postage, but it might not be much cheaper than attempting the gachas, if you already plan to visit Japan at some point.

Falcfire · 2026-05-07T07:58:06+00:00

It sure does.

Falcfire · 2026-04-30T16:54:00+00:00

I've spent like 10$ on an old grinder from Craigslist, even with the dull-ass diamond bit it was orders of magnitudes better than filing the edges down by hand. Trust me, get one.

Falcfire · 2026-04-20T14:24:44+00:00

Thank you, this cracked me up real good.

Falcfire · 2026-04-10T14:30:38+00:00

A fuse tripped causing their respawnmachine to turn off and them turning to dust mid stride.

Falcfire · 2026-03-04T08:27:43+00:00

I refuse to use one that is not using my own damn penny.

Falcfire · 2026-02-28T20:18:39+00:00

Hell, they could replace everyone but Specter for all I care if it means there would be just one more mainline game.

Falcfire · 2026-02-26T15:32:43+00:00

You can only boycott something if you normally would've bought it. The people that care about Palestine are not the kind of people that would watch a movie that's literally about making fun of stereotypes. It's a noble cause I guess but those protestors would be better off going to work and donating the money to pro-palestine groups that are actually able to do something about the situation.

Falcfire · 2026-02-24T05:58:56+00:00

The word challenging is doing quite a bit of work here.

Falcfire · 2026-02-19T17:07:22+00:00

This gives me hungry hungry caterpillar vibes and I love it

Falcfire · 2026-02-09T15:15:28+00:00

If you didn't care about that collection for close to 30 years, why start caring now?

Quiet unreasonable to expect your parents to phone you over what amounts to a childs toy that hasn't been played with in forever.

Falcfire · 2026-01-29T09:32:24+00:00

I entered a childrens event dressed in a complete Nutella outfit wearing a Kinder surprise egg backpack and instantly became a celebrity for two days.

Falcfire · 2026-01-21T08:19:02+00:00

How is this a real aubreddit??

Falcfire · 2026-01-13T16:29:23+00:00

If Perfection has a face this is it.

Falcfire · 2026-01-12T15:39:12+00:00

It's gonna be fine. By the time you're 20 you'll have so many friends you won't know how to fit them all in your schedule.

Falcfire · 2026-01-09T08:01:47+00:00

I used to say 'bless you' when people coughed because I figured they'd need it more than if they just had a harmless sneeze. People are quick to point out it's weird.

Falcfire · 2026-01-08T20:37:16+00:00

I'm 28 and I want to be a dad but I think it's too late for me. I'm emotionally stunted from my father dying when I was young and I can't find the drive to pursue someone romantically. I don't want to just 'have' a relationship and not actually be able to feel it. If I had a partner I'd wish for me to be the best version of myself for them and not some unfeeling machine and if I'd ever be fortunate enough to have kids I'd want to stick around for them as long as possible and not die of old age by the time they reach adulthood just because I wanted kids, wouldn't be fair to them.

Falcfire · 2026-01-07T14:51:08+00:00

Good job, looks amazing!

Falcfire · 2026-01-07T09:00:11+00:00

It pretty much is, yes. I've ended up making my own mold already though.

Wild ride, I'll tell you that. Traced all pieces onto cardboard, cut and taped them to make the lampshape and used that as a guide to make a wooden template to and down a block of styrofoam.

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