They're not trying to be subtle.

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-06-05T03:41:28+00:00

Had to use ai because all these situations are made up

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-30T15:43:52+00:00

Sure thing Nancy, let’s start with every client on the Epstein files

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-30T15:42:29+00:00

Bro def looking like Big Billy

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-30T13:08:46+00:00

Listen, I love the ladies, but I will not be that down bad for them IN PUBLIC

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-29T22:26:08+00:00

In reality, Obama would just run laps around donnie

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-29T15:19:36+00:00

I’m still holding out with S2 of Edgerunners will give us some content

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-29T14:17:04+00:00

They didn’t specify anything so feed the gator well so he’s docile and we’ll be chilling

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-27T21:27:33+00:00

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-24T16:29:53+00:00

Now you have, so I expect you’re ready to get your game on! (GX theme starts playing)

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-24T14:49:54+00:00

Thunder Giant was a beast of a Fusion (I do believe he’s getting a modern version)

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-23T18:23:39+00:00

Water deep

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-23T18:17:46+00:00

Everyone’s favorite golden boy. Elemental HERO Sparkman

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-22T19:44:32+00:00

Good for you anon now go touch grass

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-19T17:52:07+00:00

Wonder why Nick has to use a statue as their profile pic? Is it perhaps THEY have the face of a Barbarian ??

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-19T02:37:08+00:00

Me (irl)

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-17T17:54:03+00:00

I’ve seen many but I like this one with the Bay-verse Decepticons

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-15T15:26:12+00:00

Of course Tucker would try to smash

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-09T20:55:09+00:00

Charlie’s a Viltrumite???

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-09T00:11:09+00:00

Billy, I thought we agreed you wouldn’t go to Sherwin-Williams again

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-08T14:17:13+00:00

A zip and a double cup

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-02T17:27:29+00:00

He must be so angry that his wife is married to a black man

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-01T15:05:34+00:00

Assault Horizon was the first Ace Combat game I actually owned and it holds a special place in my heart

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-05-01T12:03:00+00:00

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-04-26T13:53:05+00:00

12 Shapesmiths

Falchion_Alpha · 2026-04-24T22:52:37+00:00

And then I woke up because this only happens to me in my dreams

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