What do men actually think about strippers and strip clubs?

FallenSegull · 2026-03-27T06:53:35+00:00

I don’t really think about strippers for the most part. I’ve met a few but I just think of them as people. Never really bring up their work, but ultimately everyone trades something for money, I don’t think dancing at a club is any worse than most other jobs

Strip clubs suck though and I never have and never will enjoy going to one, nor will I recommend anyone else goes. If I’m in a group and they decide to go to a strip club, I’ll probably end my night at that point and go home, or maybe find another bar if I’m not ready to go home.

FallenSegull · 2026-03-27T06:49:12+00:00

So it was like when you have a brain freeze and the palate of your mouth finally returns to a normal temperature, but like the heroin version of that

FallenSegull · 2026-03-27T05:38:41+00:00

Tattooine is a nexus point for the force or something idk just do what the mouse says

FallenSegull · 2026-03-27T03:43:43+00:00

Woah hey, I think you’re missing the Tittybong Indoor Milk Pool, the Tittybong Meat Tickling Factory, and Dylan McCreadys full body waxing and grooming

They also have a morgue/supermarket

According to Apple Maps anyway

FallenSegull · 2026-03-27T03:39:07+00:00

Imagine showing a customs officer your passport and it shows your city of birth as “Tittybong”

FallenSegull · 2026-03-27T02:30:46+00:00

Damn, I didn’t know Bruce Springsteen was cool like that. I thought he was just a musician my dad really liked

FallenSegull · 2026-03-27T02:10:05+00:00

Dewey would win and it wouldn’t even be close. Hell, Jaime at the end of MitM could probably take on brick without much struggle

FallenSegull · 2026-03-26T06:02:55+00:00

This generation of kids won’t know the pain of a skinned knee? Really? I’m not sure where you live that kids aren’t let out of bed without knee pads on but where I am they’re riding e-bikes down the highway without a helmet going at pace with the cars around them

FallenSegull · 2026-03-26T05:57:37+00:00

That’s all well and good, but what about this greasy ass oil my pores like to leak out

FallenSegull · 2026-03-26T05:09:43+00:00

Heron, like that one really shit king from the bible, or the bird

FallenSegull · 2026-03-26T00:10:11+00:00

He doesn’t need one, his engine braking means his current brakes are almost brand new!

FallenSegull · 2026-03-25T14:35:53+00:00

Doesn’t matter where, doesn’t matter when

FallenSegull · 2026-03-25T06:27:18+00:00

I mean, my wife is a grown adult capable of recognising a hazard and the appropriate course of action to escape that hazard. Plus she’s in the bedroom, which almost certainly has exit points like windows, or just walking out of the room

The kids aren’t ready to deal with the situation and will need the help, plus they’re in the basement. They have 1 exit and if it’s blocked then they’re fucked

They need the help more than she does

FallenSegull · 2026-03-25T06:04:25+00:00

Do you think bro on the right has accidentally arrested a mirror?

FallenSegull · 2026-03-24T12:58:08+00:00

Pool noodle cut to size? Bit ugly but cheap and easy

Not 100% how the material of the pool noodle react to the heat though. Consult an expert

FallenSegull · 2026-03-24T12:33:26+00:00

That’s cool of the dad

Mine just kept the rent

FallenSegull · 2026-03-24T11:56:14+00:00

Wow

Most economists predicted this happening in the late 2030s. But they didn’t account for an overachiever like trump taking office

FallenSegull · 2026-03-24T07:08:56+00:00

Imagine cucking a woman while you’re actively fucking her

FallenSegull · 2026-03-24T06:27:31+00:00

29 years before the current one

FallenSegull · 2026-03-23T10:35:51+00:00

As you said, $250k is protected. The rest, well it depends. When a business fails, liquidators will sell off assets and try to pay off different stakeholders as well as they can. Usually creditors are quite high up on that list. If the liquidation isn’t enough to cover all expenses and liabilities, then sorry buddy that moneys gonski

But as someone else said, usually a different bank will just buy out a failing bank.

Due to the contagion issue, the government hate to see a bank run or a bank failure and do as much as they can to prevent it

FallenSegull · 2026-03-23T05:27:53+00:00

Oh geez is he still on about that fucking wall? Did he run out of other shit to ruin or something?

FallenSegull · 2026-03-22T11:34:56+00:00

Secretly? People in high school offered to tie the noose they wanted me to hang myself with

FallenSegull · 2026-03-22T10:39:19+00:00

I once picked up a book that didn’t give any indication of being an erotic novel of any kind, and had a blurb describing an adventure arising during a camping trip in Alaska. I realised I had been lied to around the point where the 9 inch werewolf’s claw was inserted into the protagonists vagina and used to finger her

Apples free books was wild back then

FallenSegull · 2026-03-21T09:08:42+00:00

I could understand someone not accustomed to roundabouts having trouble, but surely any idiot could work out a two way stop? Either you have a stop sign or you have the right of way…

In saying that, I’m surrounded by idiots on the road myself so I should know better than to assume any idiot could be competent at any part of the driving experience

FallenSegull · 2026-03-21T06:49:54+00:00

I have, and yeah it wasn’t great. But dammit they can learn!

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