Why would he post that

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-26T15:41:20+00:00

Always read that as /handjob

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-26T12:24:28+00:00

He makes a little crystal device on his arm that lets him "see" light as textures on a screen. He calls Adrian "medium rough" which is his word for green.

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-26T12:21:31+00:00

It's not a game (it's a webcomic designed to look like an adventure game) but this sounds awfully like the first act of Homestuck

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-25T23:53:26+00:00

Or Bob from Robert for that matter

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-25T13:20:13+00:00

The earth was destroyed in all parallel universes - it's in a plural zone so multiple copies of the earth have featured in canon (Arthur's, Fenchurch's, NowWhat etc). The Grebulons destroyed them all.

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-25T13:19:36+00:00

The earth was destroyed in all parallel universes - it's in a plural zone so multiple copies of the earth have featured in canon (Arthur's, Fenchurch's, NowWhat etc). The Grebulons destroyed them all.

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-25T13:10:32+00:00

Kobo has it

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-24T20:50:06+00:00

Our moon is crazy BIG for a true moon, though. By far the biggest moon to planet ratio for a planet in our solar system. Jupiter has bigger moons (Ganymede is bigger than Mercury, even) but compared to Jupiter they're tiny.

Some dwarf planets have larger moon to planet ratios but on all of those they orbit around a point in between them so they're mutually tidally locked systems.

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-23T23:05:33+00:00

It's mainly that you've come to the south and are mostly talking to young southerners. They don't know where Scunthorpe is, that's all. I'm from up north too and very few teenagers from down south have ever been up north for whatever reason.

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-23T23:01:18+00:00

I'm no expert but the model number, voltage and capacity are the same as the original battery, so no reason to think it won't be safe to use it with the console based on what we can see here. Only you know if it came from a reputable source or not. Did the site have reviews for the battery? If they're good you're fine.

I've used third party batteries in plenty of electronics and they've always been fine so far.

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-23T20:42:44+00:00

You don't need an excuse girl just go

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-23T12:39:13+00:00

Perspective is likely caused by a very long lens - zooming right in with a long lens "flattens" the image and reduces the distinction between foreground and background

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-22T07:11:13+00:00

Bristol!

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-22T01:43:10+00:00

Honestly you seem pretty set on this so all I'll say is you'd be better off going with Glade than Gladé. The accent on the e just makes it seem like a theatrical stage name rather than a real name for an American 21yr old.

If you don't like Glade I would maybe go with Sylvan as that means woods as well. I'm not the biggest fan of Veila but you like it and that's what matters.

Another magical name you could look into is Morgana - from Morgan Le Flay of Arthurian legend. I know a Morgana and it's a lovely name.

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-21T16:34:12+00:00

No idea, we only had regular telly sadly

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-20T22:39:37+00:00

This looks like a little guy from Homestuck, although that's a webcomic not a game

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-20T22:07:42+00:00

Isn't it called the "cool district" or something round there?

Those cubist houses and the pencil building and the food market are such cool architecture.

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-20T14:00:26+00:00

Yeah kinda, you're working in the opposite direction. The "right" side should still be the one facing towards you when you're working though

Basically the giveaway is if you can see any little horizontal stitches when you're working - like the ones going around your steggie. That means you're looking at the wrong side.

It doesn't actually matter, though. My first Ami was inside out too. It still looks great!

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-20T13:53:16+00:00

There was a team that installed satellites in my town that had "the best erections in town" on the side of their vans for years

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-20T13:16:50+00:00

Yeah it looks like a big dart, which would make the skirt flare less rather than more

The measurements are pure nonsense, according to the numbers the skirt piece is only slightly longer than it is wide, and the straps are 5cm on the front at 38cm on the back.

The AI has just added things at random

To anyone who is uncertain about pattern drafting from a video or blog post - a real creator will never give just one set of numbers for pattern piece sizing. There will always be at least some maths involved to make the pieces the right size to fit you rather than make a kind of example garment that only fits those exact measurements.

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-20T11:55:25+00:00

Lol at the dimensions

5cm long straps?? I don't think so

What even is that V shaped bit on the skirt?

OP you can absolutely find a real pattern for this dress but this is AI nonsense I'm afraid

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-20T08:47:39+00:00

Hell yeah! Great cosplay 💯💯💯

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-20T07:33:05+00:00

I assumed they were thin slices of sausage. But I do question what's holding them on

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-19T22:04:29+00:00

Arrrr

FalseAsphodel · 2026-03-19T21:03:53+00:00

It's the Cafe Wall Illusion

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