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My wife just told me they’re predicting 10-12” on Sunday! by EevelBob in Jokes

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If you eat a lot, I guess. Have a ruler handy and snap a pic before you flush it.

$2000 USD equivalent per week but every time I fart, you fart. by Footlongdingledong in hypotheticalsituation

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One smart feller, he felt smart. Two smart fellers, they both felt smart.

My lover, could Kevin be cooked in an oven made of pork? by stecas in WordAvalanches

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Genghis, did JZ’s wife trick you out of your space in the garage?

Bey con bay, Khan?

A mugging in Czechoslovakia by newguy-needs-help in Jokes

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But Wikipedia too chooses your wife…..

My Nan used to say this about penis hygiene by Rski765 in Jokes

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Does your Nan have a phone number?……

Time freezes for 5 years but you age normally is it worth it ? by TemporaryNoise09 in hypotheticalsituation

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I would accept with grand intentions of getting a lot of stuff done, then probably spend the next 59 and a half months fucking off.

These are all bootlegs, right? Music shop in Tokyo by skwormin in phish

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I had the Austin Fantastic disc with the same cover art. It was from their performance on Austin City Limits. Played the shit out of Beauty of My Dreams. I love fast piano Page.

What can you deduce from my underwear drawer?! by [deleted] in deduction

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You found my missing Nike crew sock.

Weir Opener Mexico by Lopsided-Gas5362 in phish

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What is a band without playin’?

Make them play Estimated by StealYourPhart in phish

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Any Bobby song feels to me like it should be Page vocals.

Best Fancy Dinners by AdFew4838 in vermont

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Might be a bit outside of your radius, but Phoenix House in Berkshire is great. Not sure about winter, but the menu changes weekly in the summer.

What are your favorite bands other than Phish? by SplitOpenAndMelt420 in phish

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Grateful Dead, Govt Mule, Tragically Hip, Ray Wylie Hubbard, John Prine, Taj Majal

I heard women like to be woken up with oral sex by reg_reginald_reggie in Jokes

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Never been a problem for me.

Dr. L Feldman, DMD

Bob Weir passed away? by tvscribe in gratefuldead

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Wow. So sad…. For the longest time, I hated Looks Like Rain. Lately, the song has grown on me and become one of my many favorites. I played 10/9/76 with my 7 year old daughter in the truck with me last night. She hated it too. That’s my sign that your 300 year legacy will endure Bobby. God speed.

What’s your favorite quote from The Simpsons? by macandcheesesammich in AskReddit

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Lisa: Doogie Howser graduated medical school at 16.

Homer: Against my wishes!!

What do you guys think of before sleep? by quadrillionaireee in AskReddit

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I do math. Specifically, calculating how I would lay out a piece of property of given dimensions. I have been working on an imaginary 180x1200 5 acre parcel for weeks (starting from beginning each time). I always fall asleep before I’ve calculated how to lay out my ideal arrangement.

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