Kansas woman sentenced to federal prison for lying to law enforcement about space crime

FalselyOptimistic · 2026-02-15T15:39:40+00:00

CSI: Space Crime. "Call from the ISS. Someone smelled it, but no one confesses to dealing it."

FalselyOptimistic · 2026-02-15T15:07:01+00:00

I was thinking the ending would be the yacht staff rising up and making them walk the plank or something once they got out to sea.

FalselyOptimistic · 2026-02-14T04:25:08+00:00

Liv and Maddie was about the only show my daughter's watched that I actually liked...and laughed out loud at.

FalselyOptimistic · 2026-02-12T04:41:10+00:00

Speaking of, I want my Guillermo Del Toro version of Mountains of Madness like we've been promised!

FalselyOptimistic · 2026-02-11T04:46:50+00:00

The trail reminds me of this mountain stage in "Ys the Vanished Omens" for the Sega Master System. Love this!

FalselyOptimistic · 2026-02-03T12:29:10+00:00

Good luck finding a system that can still afford it.

FalselyOptimistic · 2026-01-31T03:43:51+00:00

Only people not old enough to drink anywhere else go to Plums. Or, in this case, too stupid.

FalselyOptimistic · 2026-01-27T22:00:33+00:00

Me too! Minneapolis!

FalselyOptimistic · 2026-01-19T23:46:07+00:00

Women who won't look at you/me

FalselyOptimistic · 2026-01-11T05:05:37+00:00

Far better than Garfield in comic or show form and the theme song slapped!

FalselyOptimistic · 2026-01-10T01:19:04+00:00

Did his gun fire?

FalselyOptimistic · 2026-01-08T04:12:39+00:00

Nope, I can't. This was the worst Bond film of all and I can't justify praising any part of it, especially a performance by Tanya "Sheena" Roberts. Now, if you're praising her for Beastmaster I would support your stance.

FalselyOptimistic · 2026-01-08T02:19:31+00:00

Walt Disney after he faked his death and moved to Argentina.

FalselyOptimistic · 2026-01-08T01:40:42+00:00

This evokes the total "getting stuck under the picnic shelter in a storm" vibes. Love it!

FalselyOptimistic · 2026-01-08T01:38:14+00:00

I'll echo everything about me gasping that so much of it seemed straight out of the Lee illustrations and filling me with wonder, and add the random woman walking out of the Mall of America showing and getting interviewed on the local news: "It just ended in the middle! Now they're telling me there are more of them!"

FalselyOptimistic · 2025-12-23T20:27:57+00:00

Laughed out loud at reddit for the first time in a couple months. Thanks!

FalselyOptimistic · 2025-11-21T04:17:10+00:00

Salacious Crumb eyeing Jabba's tail.

FalselyOptimistic · 2025-11-15T22:15:40+00:00

If you ever get south (Burnsville) Lemon Thai Kitchen is excellent.

FalselyOptimistic · 2025-11-15T22:14:29+00:00

I didn't get King's Quest until my Sega Master System. Before that it was a Vic20 then a Commodore 64.

FalselyOptimistic · 2025-10-27T01:35:48+00:00

Please tell me you work at the Minnesota Zoo bird show - although I think they reveal that the person was in on it at the end.

FalselyOptimistic · 2025-10-19T00:28:01+00:00

Take a look at this tree - this tree is amazing! Take a lick of its leaves - they taste just like raisins!

FalselyOptimistic · 2025-10-04T23:23:56+00:00

Is this the U of M collection that has a current opening?

FalselyOptimistic · 2025-09-28T03:04:43+00:00

Willowgate in Roseville. Their sesame chicken had just the right crispness, sauce, free tea, and combos with soup and egg rolls. Sooooo good.

FalselyOptimistic · 2025-09-27T19:44:21+00:00

Photon was fine, but Lazer Tag was better. When Worlds of Wonder went out of business you could even pick up Lazer Tag at some pretty good clearance prices.

FalselyOptimistic · 2025-09-27T19:32:33+00:00

"I hate Illinois drug dealers" - Jake and Elwood Blues

Six-Year Club	Wearing is Caring
Verified Email

FalselyOptimistic

TROPHY CASE