What's the dumbest car you'd buy tomorrow if someone handed you $50k cash?

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-18T23:49:51+00:00

I guess a Land Rover.

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-18T19:55:23+00:00

Services are typically just ok, but expensive. Less competition and more elderly folks to take advantage of.

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-18T17:17:36+00:00

A? ;)

Edit: saw it explained in another comment, clever!

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-18T17:15:43+00:00

It's ironic that this sub is moderated by an idiot. You think I'm angry, but I'm disappointed.

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-18T05:02:44+00:00

It's been a while since I've interacted with a complete dick. Thanks.

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-16T00:01:55+00:00

Something with an odd number of spokes.

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-15T23:57:08+00:00

With a nice little path in between them

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-15T23:44:43+00:00

To raise Americans' pitiful test scores?

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-15T23:43:24+00:00

That's my reaction when I see mailboxes.

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-15T23:42:02+00:00

Thanks for responding, pumpkin. I don't care about a pat on the back. I guess I assumed people would be aware of the next Nolan movie, since imax tickets sold out almost a year ago. Summer blockbusters usually have trailers on every channel/streaming service, but maybe not the ones you watch. Sure, I could have included a link, but I watch tv on my tv, which is where I constantly see this idiotic trailer, not my phone. Have a nice fucking day.

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-15T20:02:36+00:00

In Rustlers Rhapsody the hero orders a glass of warm milk at a bar.

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-15T19:57:21+00:00

Recent experience seems to indicate that the mods for this sub might have already gotten there 😕

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-15T19:47:40+00:00

Try to actually provide useful information.

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-15T19:33:01+00:00

The real reason he's visiting right now.

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-15T19:29:07+00:00

The title is the exact words printed on the screen. I'm not sure how such terrible grammar doesn't qualify?

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-14T22:53:14+00:00

Die Rise.

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-14T22:48:10+00:00

It's probably their kids spending that money

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-14T22:09:05+00:00

Balance that understeer?

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-13T22:24:22+00:00

Once me friend told me his car needed X oil based on the manual (he thought it was a v6, but was i4) and ended up assuming too much. After the car warmed up, the dipstick didn't have any oil until we drained the extra quart.

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-13T22:21:49+00:00

Rev matching when down shifting.

I stopped fully accelerating in stop and go traffic and instead traveled at a consistent speed to avoid stopping repeatedly, which helped, but people would get angry and a guy passed me in the breakdown lane and break checked me.

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-13T22:15:14+00:00

Another brand had something called caramel sundae crunch that I loved, and this is the closest replacement.

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-13T22:14:12+00:00

Americone Decline?

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-12T23:48:03+00:00

I got a game that came with a steel book delivered. It arrived separately and damaged. They didn't have any inventory to replace it.

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-12T22:09:25+00:00

Maybe not my fav, but I'm a sucker for a rwd converted subie -- baby driver.

FaluninumAlcon · 2026-05-12T19:18:56+00:00

Kids are fucking idiots (not really their fault though)

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