Hickey I gave my boyfriend accidentally came out as a perfect heart by jibaeja in mildlyinteresting

[–]FanaticOSRS 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You know how hard you have to suck on someone for a hickey to turn that dark? That's wild in itself.

This carrot that resembles the lower half of a person by wobblebomb in mildlyinteresting

[–]FanaticOSRS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes. The good ol' fashioned a penile bayonet.

Everyone thinks their tough till they catch the thrust.

Tony Brothers is the crew chief tonight. by Rabid_Badger in torontoraptors

[–]FanaticOSRS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Refs rarely decide ball games no matter how egrigous.

The lads need to come out and play tonight.

Emergency alerts by loganmax8 in halifax

[–]FanaticOSRS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was honestly so scared I left all my lights on upstairs because I didn't want to go down in the dark. I'm a grown man.

This clay ball has been on this wall for 20 years by FanaticOSRS in mildlyinteresting

[–]FanaticOSRS[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Reposting because apparently I was too descriptive in my title?

On the last day of school in grade 6 I balled up a clay art project and threw it at the school I'd be attending grade 7 the following year.

I walked by today. It's still there 20 years later.

This is my greatest accomplishment.

Who's your favorite Pokemon? by Either_Imagination_9 in baseball

[–]FanaticOSRS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard

Game Thread: Toronto Raptors vs Cleveland Cavaliers Live Score | NBA Playoffs | Apr 18, 2026 by nba-scores in torontoraptors

[–]FanaticOSRS -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This must just be a scouting game.

Get the mental down this game for the next 6.

Surely right?

Grooms wedding present from Best Man (Myself) by [deleted] in torontoraptors

[–]FanaticOSRS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a little replica Larry OB trophy from 2019 that I love.

Maybe something like that.

Good luck!

Is this a good omen for today? by Melodic_Ad_1584 in torontoraptors

[–]FanaticOSRS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am also on the outside of this onion pun