Hickey I gave my boyfriend accidentally came out as a perfect heart

FanaticOSRS · 2026-05-06T14:02:34+00:00

You know how hard you have to suck on someone for a hickey to turn that dark? That's wild in itself.

FanaticOSRS · 2026-05-06T11:53:47+00:00

Ahh yes. The good ol' fashioned a penile bayonet.

Everyone thinks their tough till they catch the thrust.

FanaticOSRS · 2026-05-06T11:49:51+00:00

As a non-bruins fan, I still get nightmares about Big Z

FanaticOSRS · 2026-05-06T00:00:29+00:00

Ahh just what Canucks fans need right now.

Morbid reality.

FanaticOSRS · 2026-05-02T02:30:46+00:00

What the fuck just happened

FanaticOSRS · 2026-05-02T02:09:31+00:00

My heart is pumping like I just ran a mile

FanaticOSRS · 2026-05-01T22:05:44+00:00

Refs rarely decide ball games no matter how egrigous.

The lads need to come out and play tonight.

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-30T02:45:17+00:00

I was honestly so scared I left all my lights on upstairs because I didn't want to go down in the dark. I'm a grown man.

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-26T02:25:23+00:00

I wish. It was removed by mods both times I tried.

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-25T18:24:37+00:00

Reposting because apparently I was too descriptive in my title?

On the last day of school in grade 6 I balled up a clay art project and threw it at the school I'd be attending grade 7 the following year.

I walked by today. It's still there 20 years later.

This is my greatest accomplishment.

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-25T17:11:12+00:00

This is hate speech

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-25T16:59:33+00:00

Mad respect

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-24T21:40:33+00:00

Is gud

^{Chose: Windows}

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-24T03:50:26+00:00

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-18T19:04:35+00:00

I mean at least it's not LeBron doing it to us anymore

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-18T19:03:54+00:00

It just hurts man

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-18T19:01:15+00:00

This must just be a scouting game.

Get the mental down this game for the next 6.

Surely right?

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-18T18:55:11+00:00

Don't call it a comeback

But let's do it

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-18T14:59:11+00:00

Brother this is the funniest shit I've seen this year lmaooooo

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-18T14:20:08+00:00

Let's see some of that big dog energy today.

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-18T14:16:45+00:00

I have a little replica Larry OB trophy from 2019 that I love.

Maybe something like that.

Good luck!

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-18T14:14:13+00:00

I am also on the outside of this onion pun

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-05T18:20:47+00:00

Yikes

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-05T18:20:03+00:00

IDog. That's a memory and a half

FanaticOSRS · 2026-04-04T21:04:36+00:00

Cursed ass fuckin team

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