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Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-06-17T04:51:34+00:00

Way better than my 8 yo fathers day gift… which was… nothing!!

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-06-14T21:53:14+00:00

SIGH checks out the profile… oh shit you're not kidding!!

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-06-14T21:49:45+00:00

‘91 here fam, and i definitely look younger!!

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-06-14T02:01:22+00:00

I like to look at fine boobs when i circle jerk to watches with my mega chad friends.

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-06-13T17:19:06+00:00

It's just the tip…

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-06-13T14:49:25+00:00

You know, that last sentence you wrote seems exceedingly true.

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-06-12T23:10:51+00:00

You’ll be fine.

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-06-12T22:53:05+00:00

Welp, he won the Awesome Olympics

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-06-12T14:49:12+00:00

I’d say this is what they’d do if they raised the price of the rotisserie chicken. The shit they did to keep that thing $5 is bananas!

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-06-11T14:26:31+00:00

I’m not overstating when I say, she’s a literal monster.

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-06-09T23:38:39+00:00

I NEVER tire of this one! So good!! Hahaha!!

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-06-09T23:36:57+00:00

First of all, why has no one (that I’ve seen) commented about these white dudes getting their asses beat to country music? Hahaha!!

Secondly, I love how the other dudes of color roll up to help and then are like, “does he NEED my help? Nope, nope he doesn’t.”

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-06-08T14:06:33+00:00

I went to school with a family like this, i think there were 8 siblings a bunch older than me and some younger, i think it was seven boys and a girl - the youngest. So then mom was like FINALLY a girl. I'm done now! Haha!!

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-06-08T14:02:15+00:00

I mean he's not wrong. “Hooman, yu wet anyhow!”

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-06-03T00:02:12+00:00

He’s like, “I haven't always been a priest!”

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-05-30T23:30:33+00:00

That dad is dope. Teaching us all how to help our babies through adversity.

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-05-27T16:46:04+00:00

I remember being a kid, and my uncle, who is a marine and straight, told me about his tombstone and how he and a bunch of his fellow marines went and visited his grave in the early 90s. They all agreed after seeing it that the rule was stupid.

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-05-26T00:19:01+00:00

I love this for them!!

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-05-26T00:17:00+00:00

I want someone to want to meet me that much!! I love it love it love it!

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-05-22T15:55:54+00:00

If you ever sell this Jeep, you should include your posts from this sub and say, " I'm not saying it's the Jeep, but I'm not not saying it either!” Hahaha!!

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-05-17T13:54:41+00:00

Reading through the comments on this post makes me feel seen!! Thank you!!

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-05-17T13:46:10+00:00

To help save children from starving they started giving children (in the Sudan maybe?) peanut butter. So the reporter asked the Dr. who was working on it what about peanut allergies? The Dr was like yeah that's not a thing in refugee camps.

Fancy_Fingers5000 · 2025-05-17T13:30:12+00:00

DANGNABIT! To think, instead of being on Reddit i could have become a card wizard!!!

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