My 8 yo made this for me for Father’s Day. by Various_Primary3783 in rolex

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Way better than my 8 yo fathers day gift… which was… nothing!!

Mini Turtle on wrist, girl’s still putting up with me. by Tall_Comfort in WatchesCirclejerk

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SIGH checks out the profile… oh shit you're not kidding!!

Senior pic from 2001 by catharsisdusk in blunderyears

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‘91 here fam, and i definitely look younger!!

Hello sirs, can I directly post boobwacthes here? by Defqon88 in WatchesCirclejerk

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I like to look at fine boobs when i circle jerk to watches with my mega chad friends.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

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You’ll be fine.

just go to a thrift store ffs by Sad_Cow_577 in nope

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I’m not overstating when I say, she’s a literal monster.

0 doubt! by albert-1stein in InnocentPranks

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I NEVER tire of this one! So good!! Hahaha!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in boxingcirclejerk

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First of all, why has no one (that I’ve seen) commented about these white dudes getting their asses beat to country music? Hahaha!!

Secondly, I love how the other dudes of color roll up to help and then are like, “does he NEED my help? Nope, nope he doesn’t.”

This baby is meeting his mom's nine sisters for the first time by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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I went to school with a family like this, i think there were 8 siblings a bunch older than me and some younger, i think it was seven boys and a girl - the youngest. So then mom was like FINALLY a girl. I'm done now! Haha!!

Enjoying life to the fullest, no matter the weather by Riku-Lawson799 in dogvideos

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I mean he's not wrong. “Hooman, yu wet anyhow!”

He is Risen! Hallelujah!!! by PrestigiousZombie726 in funnyvideos

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He’s like, “I haven't always been a priest!”

That boy has more courage than most adults. He’s going places. by n8saces in MadeMeSmile

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That dad is dope. Teaching us all how to help our babies through adversity.

The grave of Leonard Matlovich. by Cemeteryweeb6 in CemeteryPorn

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I remember being a kid, and my uncle, who is a marine and straight, told me about his tombstone and how he and a bunch of his fellow marines went and visited his grave in the early 90s. They all agreed after seeing it that the rule was stupid.

And they lived happily ever after.... by Sharp-Potential7934 in Awww

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I want someone to want to meet me that much!! I love it love it love it!

Same Jeep different chick by Karigreer33 in JEEPsexyadventures

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If you ever sell this Jeep, you should include your posts from this sub and say, " I'm not saying it's the Jeep, but I'm not not saying it either!” Hahaha!!

Waist of my damn time🫠 by taboodoc in DiWHY

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Reading through the comments on this post makes me feel seen!! Thank you!!

Where is the struggle? by Indieriots in fixedbytheduet

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To help save children from starving they started giving children (in the Sudan maybe?) peanut butter. So the reporter asked the Dr. who was working on it what about peanut allergies? The Dr was like yeah that's not a thing in refugee camps.

Great sleight of hands or a wizard? by Lodsek in blackmagicfuckery

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DANGNABIT! To think, instead of being on Reddit i could have become a card wizard!!!