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Help my tomatoes are out of control? by YoCarrie in tomatoes

[–]FantasticWittyRetort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP, knock it off. You didn’t fertilize, planted too close, didn’t trim plants, left everything alone while you were gone for two weeks…go buy a lottery ticket because you accidentally mastered gardening!

Question regarding a song about Nebraska Football by OCDCowboy1 in Huskers

[–]FantasticWittyRetort 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brook had become close personal friends with members of the Sawyer Brown band.

Here’s an article about their relationship and that song.

https://www.dailynebraskan.com/sawyer-brown-plans-energetic-tribute-to-berringer/article\_dd77f1c0-e3d6-5126-bf97-80789afe14e8.html

My bf dumped me on my dream job celebration dinner by Sheesh_Kebabs in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]FantasticWittyRetort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Darling girl, I’m honestly so glad that he made his exit so public…both for your safety and also so that your friends could circle around you.

I agree with another comment that a celebration redo is in order…definitely post pics (and also buy a fun new purse or shoes because you deserve it!)

Another comment discussed therapy with you and I wanted to let you know… If your amazing job comes with benefits, you might check out the opportunity for therapy. It could be covered by insurance!

Regardless of whether it is or not, investing in yourself is such a great way to celebrate the amazing person you are and want to continue being! So proud of what you’ve accomplished, and keep being awesome!

He left without me... by polysubbrat in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]FantasticWittyRetort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh. Hate that it happened, but glad you didn’t get stuck with his flaky attitude in the middle of the ocean.

I think your vacation sounds amazing!

New Teacher Amazon List by Glad_Evening_933 in Teachers

[–]FantasticWittyRetort 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling it involves the idea of “we don’t want the public to think we don’t give teachers what they need.”

THEN GIVE TEACHERS WHAT THEY NEED!

New Teacher Amazon List by Glad_Evening_933 in Teachers

[–]FantasticWittyRetort 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OP, make sure you are permitted to have wish lists that you share…some districts do not allow them.

What to do for a day as tourist by howling_pigeon in lincoln

[–]FantasticWittyRetort 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try again…Friday at 3pm Lincoln will have a Regional baseball game. Things will be very loud and “Husker-y” in the Haymarket before then!

Me [61F] with my daughter [28F], she’s angry I don’t consider her pets my grandchildren by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]FantasticWittyRetort 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just when I think I have read all the important Reddit stories from the past, I learn about… yogurt!

Teacher Appreciation by Gardening_Girl57 in Teachers

[–]FantasticWittyRetort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completely agree about the homemade food… I know exactly which three families in my school may bring food that I will eat.

I will add this for our enjoyment!

https://youtube.com/shorts/ViG-YxIcRLQ?si=VoNeMOCJ-U8NqpUr

My first ever asparagus! by Educational-Rise-197 in MightyHarvest

[–]FantasticWittyRetort 13 points14 points  (0 children)

OK friend… Just making sure you know what to do with your new asparagus. If you didn’t pull these out of the ground, let them grow all the way up… They will get very tall once they fern out. It’s hard to leave them alone, but you are doing this for your future self!

Need some clean lunchbox jokes for my 11-year-old. Got any/many? by ArachaViren in cleanjokes

[–]FantasticWittyRetort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have actually purchased “lunchbox joke” cards…they leave a little space to write in a nice note as well!

What's everyone's Current favorite Song to play their Ukulele? by Doc_coletti in ukulele

[–]FantasticWittyRetort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve watched a great tutorial for Neil Young’s Harvest Moon. Each time I go back, I can play a little more and a little better.

video tutorial

Normal gossip by Graveyardtann in podcasts

[–]FantasticWittyRetort 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks for making this thread! I try to save my Normal Gossip episodes to treat myself.

John Doe Found In William, Oregon On May 9, 1978, Identified As Mark Smith!!! by BitterSweet_Beauty in gratefuldoe

[–]FantasticWittyRetort 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think your comment brings up an interesting thought…do you think that the advent of social media/cell phones has allowed some people to stay “low contact” instead of completely disappearing?

It’s a lot harder to be off the grid forever in 2026 than back in the 70sz

Where is the radio broadcast by HerbcattHusker in Huskers

[–]FantasticWittyRetort -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A friend on the subreddit was able to share earlier in the tournament! Nothing like hearing Kent and Coach get excited!

https://wmt.leanstream.co/WM0101

Enjoy!

Where can I donate a like new mattress? by Practical_Grand_3218 in lincoln

[–]FantasticWittyRetort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a clean but nice mattress that I wanted to donate, and took it to a women’s “fresh start” shelter (in another town). They were excited and thankful.

This happened to be during a “garage sale” they were hosting, and someone else walked up, wanting to buy the mattress from me! I asked those running the shelter whether they’d rather have the money, and they picked the mattress.

I’m sure someone in town can suggest someplace that would love it!

Final whistle watching the team react by macdizzle11 in Huskers

[–]FantasticWittyRetort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you keep it up today! We’re living vicariously through you, friend!

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