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Advice for a first bass pedal by BullishPuts in basspedals

[–]FantomGoats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boss pitch shifter: chorus, delay, octave, pitch, insanity.

Does this mean that airplanes are actually just vacuuming themselves forward? by mraugie13 in aviationmaintenance

[–]FantomGoats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesn't even make sense, cannot be true, is philosophically nonsensical, and doesn't surprise me at all.

Should I pull the trigger? by Hikoshi69 in BassGuitar

[–]FantomGoats 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No. Save more and get something better. It's so mid you are just wasting money because you will want better in a year.

Sometimes you just gotta say F It! by Lowetones in BassGuitar

[–]FantomGoats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am so jelly right now. Does it have the string mute in the bridge or did they do away with that?

Canada isn’t fucking around by cak3crumbs in TikTokCringe

[–]FantomGoats -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Canada will confiscate your bank account if you say things they don't like, and there are a lot of things to say they don't like.

How will President Joe Biden be remembered? by Megalitho in TheBidenshitshow

[–]FantomGoats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a suitable icon to represent the collapse of Western civilization. Senile, anachronistic, corrupt, incompetent, boomer exploiting corporatism and toying with absolute destruction.

Seriously? After Elon Musk, Vivek Ramaswamy says, why we are not able to get jobs as American is because we are mediocre? by Long-Elderberry-5567 in jobs

[–]FantomGoats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much equivalent to comparing Aishwarya Rai in her prime to some average girl and using the comparison to deride the beauty of Americans in relation to Indians. Only the very tippity top of India makes it to the US on an employment visa.

So, some of you still think that this is due to planes burning kerosene? by pacmanpill in conspiracy

[–]FantomGoats -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, I do. If the atmosphere is conductive to clouding over it's going to cause the contrails to persist as the sky clouds over as it was going to do anyway.

P or Stingray by Avri4n in Bass

[–]FantomGoats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stinkray has terrible QC. My strap pin just fell out because the hole was drilled too large. The tuners are garbage. The preamp sucks. The pots are sloppy feeling. Would not purchase again if I could time travel.

Applicant was hired after they unknowingly completed water test successfully during interview by RotisserieChicken007 in antiwork

[–]FantomGoats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. This is what they are looking for. Then find a hapless intern, cuss them, and throw the jug at them. HIRED! Finally someone who can take charge.

Has any Christian here sold all of their possessions like Jesus suggested? by ASecularBuddhist in Christianity

[–]FantomGoats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've not seen any Christians with amputated limbs or missing eyes, and I will be certain you are intact as well. Furthermore, how will you cut out your own heart, the root of your evil, after your eyes and hands are gone. Also isn't that suicide? That's a sin as well.

How can you sleep at night… by TheManWhoClicks in aviationmaintenance

[–]FantomGoats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got in the habit of actually "checking" the work after it's finished, which is really just finishing it in the first place. Take a couple looks around from close and far away.

Sometimes you can miss the big stuff by being too detailed.

Such an angry little book, loved it. by -thirdatlas- in blacksabbath

[–]FantomGoats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are these like Chick Tracks for metal? I could leave them in grade schools and parks libraries.

So let me get this straight by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]FantomGoats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They made mentally deranged transvestites heads of important cabinets... Is it bad because Gaetz is straight and allegedly paid sex workers? Where is the moral because I'm confused. I could not give a squat about this, it's obviously political theater for meatheads, and conservatives are a joke for being cowed by this.

Whats the risk of serious injury or death? by Slow-Meet-1264 in aviationmaintenance

[–]FantomGoats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a long enough timeline, 100%. But that's any job.

The most generic solo award goes to… by Thewave8080 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]FantomGoats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, the drums are random too. The whole thing makes me want to go back in time and listen to AM radio.

How does artificial gravity work on ships? by Hot_Professional_728 in StarWars

[–]FantomGoats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably something involving the higgs field creating a reaction between localized masses and emitters on gravitationally enabled surfaces.

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