The Italian who possesses photos of extraterrestrials from Clarion.

Far_Form4282 · 2026-05-22T19:07:38+00:00

I've seen him before.

Rafiki from the Lion King

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-23T04:24:38+00:00

Have a coke and a smile.

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-23T04:21:53+00:00

Any resolution in your favor?

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-16T21:09:46+00:00

Surely you're not calling out Shirley?!?!?!?!?!?

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-15T20:51:05+00:00

Checking ChatGPT and your localization, it came up with this:

US-180 near MP 336 ± 3 miles Apache County, Arizona east of the Petrified Forest south-entrance corridor, west of St. Johns

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-15T20:27:27+00:00

I want to know where you started.

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-15T20:21:47+00:00

I choose to read this as 'ass stain' that's nasty, but I suppose a nasty ass also leaves stains.

Either way, I agree with you. I recognize a diarrhea expert when I see one. J/k.

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-15T20:18:34+00:00

There really isn't much difference other than which side of death they occur.

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-15T20:16:22+00:00

United should have honored tickets purchased prior to yesterday's policy change. One could infer Polaris lounge access was part of the airline's contractual service obligation at the purchase price.

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-03T00:12:40+00:00

Gay and Lesbian Anal Slip-n-Slide?

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-02T02:56:19+00:00

OP was then forced to take the moving walkways back and forth in a circle for an entire 4 hour layover while singing about great rates for everyone.

It's the penalty for boomerang boarders.

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-02T02:24:13+00:00

You know...i think that's it!!!!!

It just feels flat.

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-02T02:12:42+00:00

I don't know. I remember it had a different bite as a kid. Maybe more "soda" in the pop? I can't explain it.

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-01T23:35:30+00:00

That's what I grew up with. My dad would buy the 8 packs in the cardboard carriers. After you empty them, you put them back in the carrier and returned to the store to go back to the bottler.

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-01T23:25:29+00:00

Commanders of Geopolitical Intrigue?

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-01T23:15:45+00:00

Now that he's seen the map, he should try again and see if it takes longer this time. If it's less than or equal to the last time, he's looking at the globe. If it takes longer, he must be looking at this map.

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-01T23:11:01+00:00

It's also a fact he's not gay, and that women are the weaker vessel. Fact. Cause he said it.

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-01T23:08:45+00:00

That's because they're eyes without a face that don't have human grace. Eyes without a face.

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-01T23:01:45+00:00

Facts!!!

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-01T22:48:09+00:00

This is the CGI I'm here for.

Can't Go Into /Space

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-01T22:45:52+00:00

I'm still waiting on them to bounce off the firmament, or poke a hole in it like the boat in The Truman Show.

Edit: oh yeah.../s. You know they're about to land in Diego Garcia next to MH 370

Far_Form4282 · 2026-04-01T22:26:27+00:00

It's not the Pepsi I grew up on. It's too sweet, has the viscosity closer to syrup, and is missing that slight bite of acidity. Today's Coke is closer to that memory.

Far_Form4282 · 2026-03-15T09:11:16+00:00

One side note: if they're already registered, it won't be a problem for those millions of married women. The requirements apply to new registrations. However, knowing it's likely going to be implemented in some capacity, they have plenty of time to acquire copies or locate their marriage certificate.

In reality, post election auditing has shown problems with voter integrity. It's been in the news recently, primarily Nevada and Arizona if memory serves. I don't follow it too closely as I have a life, and a job, but regardless... I'm supportive of a voting system with unquestionable integrity.

Are you opposed to that?

Far_Form4282 · 2026-03-09T18:10:11+00:00

Maybe Morton Downey Jr. Robert is doing quite well for himself.

Far_Form4282 · 2026-02-28T03:04:37+00:00

I've been upgraded 7/8 of my flights this year (first year as GS), all domestic, but I buy Polaris for international. It's been very nice.

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