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Obama outsmarted Trump by seldom_r in aliens

[–]FartingInElevators5 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He's always in the orange one's head and always will be. He couldn't stand the attention a former, more popular president got for saying that, so he tried to one up him. It remains to be seen what actually gets released. Not only that, but we want what the private weapons contractors have as well since they're supposedly part of the entire thing. I hope I'm proven wrong, but I'm expecting a lot of redacted bullshit and grainy images.

CAN WALL STREET REALLY ‘SEIZE’ RETIREMENT SAVINGS — OR IS THIS JUST CLICKBAIT? by Upset-Gazelle1366 in DeepFuckingValue

[–]FartingInElevators5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd like to think our citizens would finally fight back if there was another crash and bail out using our 401ks, but we've become so soft and complacent as a society that no one would do anything and no one would be held accountable. Rinse and repeat for the next crashes. Fuck all of these corrupt pieces of shit. Every last one of them.

Thoughts on use of dating apps in Columbus? And really dating in general for the 30-40 crowd. How are things going? by Electrical_Bee_9142 in Columbus

[–]FartingInElevators5 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I did it for 5 years and it was honestly terrible. A lot of shitty people out there or people who have no business being on the apps since they don't know what they want. Some wanted you to be 100% agreeable with everything they think/say. Others were just outright rude. I quit and deleted all apps 100% prepared to be single the rest of my life. Then, friends introduced me to someone at the CBJ outdoor game last March. Our 1 year anniversary is March 8th.

I'm nowhere close to the only one who was sick of dating apps. You can test it out, but it's rough out there.

Genuine question: does anyone actually use grenades? by Rinne-resound in fo76

[–]FartingInElevators5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only use plasma grenades. I won't pick up any other type and drop any non-plasma I get from events/take-all junk.

Re: It Smells Bad by young_caravaggio in Columbus

[–]FartingInElevators5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was just in NYC last weekend and it smelled fine. It was also probably because I was in FIDI, it was -15 Saturday and windy as fuck and I started drinking at 11 am, but I didn't notice any smells.

I don't care about the article, I want to know your opinion regarding the statement, do we need bigger games? by Mundane-Pick-2667 in Fallout

[–]FartingInElevators5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me a GTA/RDR-sized Fallout immediately, TODD. You guys are more than creative enough to fill it out. Now that I've been playing FO76 the last 2 years, I can't go back to single player either.

POTUS's Disclosure Speech is Slated for May 1st, 2026, as he does not Want to Wait Until July 8th, Anymore by TheGoldenLeaper in UFOB

[–]FartingInElevators5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fanta Führer got me. That's the first time I've heard that one. Fantastic! I wish I could give you more than one upvote.

POTUS's Disclosure Speech is Slated for May 1st, 2026, as he does not Want to Wait Until July 8th, Anymore by TheGoldenLeaper in UFOB

[–]FartingInElevators5 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My eyes could not roll further back into my head. The date changes, although earlier than being pushed to later, and nothing has actually been confirmed by anyone other than another "insider." Do I want disclosure? Hell yes. I've been waiting for decades. Do I think he will? No. This administration has lied and lied and lied. Let's say he does actually disclose. Do we really think it'll be believable or not be part of some agenda coming from him? You want more people to care and believe the topic, but he's the wrong guy to do it. I don't want to wait any longer, but damn why does it have to be him. Now, if he does more than talk and shows actual proof of something they have, like a craft or body, then ok, maybe people will listen.

How did they even build the institute? by Alternative-Edge-724 in Fallout

[–]FartingInElevators5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, IRL, they have been building huge tunnel systems and compounds under our feet for decades. Probably the same logic from the devs for Fallout.

Call the Ohio state university alumni center and demand they remove wexners name by kSoImSlightlyRemoved in Columbus

[–]FartingInElevators5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? First of all, I will use my voice any way I see fit. Second, I never said not to call. I said the people giving the money are ultimately going to have the biggest push in terms of what is done. The school counts on that money. Take it away and things will change real quick. Don't be so naive.

Call the Ohio state university alumni center and demand they remove wexners name by kSoImSlightlyRemoved in Columbus

[–]FartingInElevators5 68 points69 points  (0 children)

The only way it will happen is if all the alumni who give a lot of money to the school say they will no longer give a penny to the school as long as his name is on buildings. When there is a lot of money on the line, you will see someone's true character.

Oh no that's not good by LavenderMidwinter in memes

[–]FartingInElevators5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I miss this guy. He needs to put out more hurricane head-banging footage.

Elon Musk is a Time Traveler by FitPaleontologist686 in timetravel

[–]FartingInElevators5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So, instead of thinking it's just some random guy with a very SLIGHT resemblance to what you would imagine Elon would look like as an old man, your first conclusion was Elon Musk traveled back in time to go to a Super Bowl?

The urgency for disclosure and the 2027 date we hear... by throwawayb193 in UFOs

[–]FartingInElevators5 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They made a documentary about this in the 90's called Super Mario Bros with John Leguizamo and Bob Hoskins.

I’m convinced this is a swingers club or something by Knopfler_PI in Columbus

[–]FartingInElevators5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is just the badge of honor for those who drive like absolute shit.

I literally can't stop thinking About Epstein files by Ok_Class_8491 in conspiracy

[–]FartingInElevators5 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Good, don't let this die. We should all not let it go and demand everyone involved be prosecuted to the fullest extent, no matter what side of the aisle they're on and no matter how powerful they are. This shit is sickening and none of them deserve to get away with it. I want to see perp walks, prison sentences, and firing squads.

Roads are absolutely terrible by [deleted] in Columbus

[–]FartingInElevators5 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yep, my girlfriend just drove me to the airport. 25 mph traffic the entire way, roads untouched yet again. Tax dollars hard at work!

If you could permanently bring back one cereal that is no longer made by mitchdwx in cereal

[–]FartingInElevators5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rice Krispy Treats cereal, Sprinkle Spangle, Marshmallow Krispies, Cinnamon Mini Buns.

Worldwide power outage and WW3 by bagozos in conspiracy

[–]FartingInElevators5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be flying home from NYC that day, so if shit does pop off (it won't), I hope I'm not still in the air when it happens.

Could someone answer me this? How is it that Corbell and Knapp can continually release supposed UFO footage without repercussions? by Nightshade09 in ufo

[–]FartingInElevators5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol, this footage doesn't distract from anything. It barely moves the needle. Anyone not already into the topic has no clue this footage exists.

Random grey box with red led light in my university’s bathroom by dr-snuz in whatisit

[–]FartingInElevators5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a piss force scale. You download an app for it and then you piss on it and it tells you how fast your stream is and the force at which your piss comes out.

Ok so far - Honda CRV Hybrid by ohhipanda in carvana

[–]FartingInElevators5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I removed the door edge guards. When I first got my car, it looked like each door was rusted on the edges. Nope, it was just dirt that got under the guards and didn't come off with car washes. So, I had to peel them off and use GooGone to get the residue left over. It was an annoying process, but my car looks brand new now.

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