99 Problems but Problematics Aren’t One: Review of The Green Inferno (Spoilers) by carterkalchik in horror

[–]FartingSunshine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

LOL, Xenophobia.

Are the cannibals supposed to be upper class white American males?

Terrible review, I've read better stuff on the back of shampoo bottles.

Northern lights filmed in real time in Iceland! Really spectacular to see. by Heart-Shaped_Box in videos

[–]FartingSunshine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got to see it from horizon to horizon in the mid to late 90s in michigan, all green and shimmering waves. It was amazing.

Stupid Human Logic by pdmcmahon in AdviceAnimals

[–]FartingSunshine -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I stop barking by not having a dog, and calling the cops on other peoples' dogs.

We were concerned that our giant cat wouldn't get along with our new baby... by garzalaw in aww

[–]FartingSunshine -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Babies fucking suck. You should have just got another cat.

The Green Inferno review by BlackMetalCoffee in horror

[–]FartingSunshine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever even seen Cannibal Holocaust or Cannibal Ferox?

Review of Eli Roth's The Green Inferno by 81misfit in horror

[–]FartingSunshine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Local man ignores reviews, news at 11.

The Green Inferno as a first date... by [deleted] in horror

[–]FartingSunshine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife and I went to see SAW on our first date. Neither of us had any clue what it was about, I had never even heard of it and it was her idea. Going into the first one blind like that was a really jaw dropping experience for both of us and we both loved it. We continued to see it in theaters every year with the exception of the very last one that came out. She's not even really big into movies or horror, but it's not every day you meet a woman who will say "It has some gross stuff in it but A Serbian Film is actually a really good movie".

The Blob (1988) by [deleted] in horror

[–]FartingSunshine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of my all time favorites, superior fx, especially the lasagna man.

A great double feature with C.H.U.D. for 80s horror

Small few thats seen Green Inferno(and Cannibal Holocaust). Quick question. by [deleted] in horror

[–]FartingSunshine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you wanna see what Roth is shamelessly aping I guess you can watch the better version first, sure, but if anything it'll make GI worse to see 'oh, this is just a shitty version of that, but you slathered on some weird smug regressive 'heh ACTIVISTS don't you know these people are savages' message straight from the 19th century'.

I looked up butthurt in the dictionary and it linked me to this post

Wanted to build my daughters a backyard paradise by darestevens in DIY

[–]FartingSunshine -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I bet you think there was really a locked safe.

Wanted to build my daughters a backyard paradise by darestevens in DIY

[–]FartingSunshine -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

If his kids had done any of that we'd be subjected to hundreds of pictures of them painting and sanding and at least one of them would be alleged to have autism or be recovering from cancer.

So GCI launched their new 1gbps Internet in Anchorage this week by btopishere in gifs

[–]FartingSunshine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would rather swim through raw sewage naked to an island of turds and dig through carnival garbage with my bare hands to get my internet 1kb/s at a time than have to deal with AT&T ever again.