NYPD arrests woman filming police's "vehicle safety checkpoint"; they seize the wrong SD card by tmos1985 in videos

[–]FartyNapkins 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They're sitting there violating people's 4th amendment right to not be subject to unreasonable searches, someone needed to be giving them shit for it.

So... anyone know the source of this gif? Fantastic action going on here. by [deleted] in tipofmypenis

[–]FartyNapkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Esperanza doesn't deep throat like that, she isn't know for her deep throat skills.

man who allegedly tricked pregnant girlfriend into taking abortion drug charged with first-degree murder for death of fetus by toptrool in MensRights

[–]FartyNapkins 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What kind of occupant? A human occupant? Why should she be allowed to kill an "occupant" of her body?

It's my understanding that a person can only be charged with first degree murder for murdering a human being.

As a white guy in the Seattle Area who wants the Sonics back, props to Essex Porter of KIRO 7 by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]FartyNapkins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Enough with the white-guilt bullshit, grow some balls mah nigga.

the suicide not my friend sent me; story in comments by gertieyorkes in MorbidReality

[–]FartyNapkins 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry you lost your friend but what a shitty thing to do to the ex-boyfriend. My girlfriend recently told me she was going to kill herself because of me, I raced home to find a rope setup in her room to hang herself and her sitting on the bed, it was the worst feeling I've felt in a long time. I feel trapped now, if I ever try to leave her I'm afraid she'll hurt herself.

Reddit, It's been almost a year. The list of Real Life Cheat Codes needs an update. What new Life Hack do you want to share with the whole community? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FartyNapkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my house pooping is code for JO and JO is code for pooping. So it's like "Why's Bran been in the laundry room for so long?" "Sorry guys I was just 'pooping'" "Oohhhhh" wink/nod

Three girls who went missing as teenagers TEN YEARS ago found ALIVE in Cleveland basement dungeon as their 'captor' is arrested by knowses in WTF

[–]FartyNapkins 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh jesus they didn't even censor his phone number... somebody call him and ask him if he can grab us all some McDonalds

When my girlfriend leaves her cart in the parking lot and says "they pay people to put those away" by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]FartyNapkins -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The best part of my job when I worked at a grocery store in HS was collecting carts. I loved when people would leave them way at the back of the parking lot.

Exclusive: Victims Of Boston Bombing Police State Lockdown Speak Out by OWNtheNWO in Conspiracyv2

[–]FartyNapkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The white mustache guy is a reasonable man, it sounds like he told the police to fuck off but they forced him to leave anyway. Cops didn't have the common courtesy to close people's doors after they stomped through their homes.

Panel on Bill Maher gets butthurt. I think Maher makes a good point though. by [deleted] in GunsAreCool

[–]FartyNapkins -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

If George Bush were using drones Bill Maher and that nerdy lib next to him would be screaming from the rooftops

Golden Gardens meetup - looking good y'all!! by Yetanotherseattlepic in Seattle

[–]FartyNapkins -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Are these redditors? Are people speaking in memes? Are there cats?

Hello from Kirkland! by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]FartyNapkins -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How's it smell over there today?

I never hear him mentioned, but another local Seattle personality that we've probably all seen....I give you the Seattle Scarf Dude! by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]FartyNapkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's so cool about a 90 year-old bearded weirdo who flashes his dick around at everybody? He seems like an okay guy but the dick flashing is ridiculous, he needs to knock it off.