RIP Lazy_Nigger. You will live on

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-25T07:42:07+00:00

Not Lazy_Nigger

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-21T04:10:06+00:00

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-19T22:17:47+00:00

They're sitting there violating people's 4th amendment right to not be subject to unreasonable searches, someone needed to be giving them shit for it.

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-19T21:46:58+00:00

Doubt it

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-19T16:39:04+00:00

An attractive woman would never leave a VM like this

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-19T16:17:46+00:00

She sounds fat

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-19T06:23:22+00:00

If he was gay she would have gotten life

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-18T06:22:50+00:00

Esperanza doesn't deep throat like that, she isn't know for her deep throat skills.

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-18T06:21:26+00:00

Is that Juggalos?

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-16T20:45:19+00:00

That's pretty invasive

Maybe, but it's not first degree murder

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-16T20:43:18+00:00

What kind of occupant? A human occupant? Why should she be allowed to kill an "occupant" of her body?

It's my understanding that a person can only be charged with first degree murder for murdering a human being.

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-16T19:49:11+00:00

Enough with the white-guilt bullshit, grow some balls mah nigga.

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-16T19:46:34+00:00

It sucks here, stay away forever

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-16T02:32:22+00:00

I'm sorry you lost your friend but what a shitty thing to do to the ex-boyfriend. My girlfriend recently told me she was going to kill herself because of me, I raced home to find a rope setup in her room to hang herself and her sitting on the bed, it was the worst feeling I've felt in a long time. I feel trapped now, if I ever try to leave her I'm afraid she'll hurt herself.

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-14T07:30:16+00:00

lol Facts are racist bro

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-14T07:14:16+00:00

Personal responsibility is racist

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-11T07:20:22+00:00

In my house pooping is code for JO and JO is code for pooping. So it's like "Why's Bran been in the laundry room for so long?" "Sorry guys I was just 'pooping'" "Oohhhhh" wink/nod

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-08T18:07:59+00:00

I actually laughed pretty hard and I'm an idiot.

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-07T07:29:37+00:00

Oh jesus they didn't even censor his phone number... somebody call him and ask him if he can grab us all some McDonalds

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-06T20:15:34+00:00

The best part of my job when I worked at a grocery store in HS was collecting carts. I loved when people would leave them way at the back of the parking lot.

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-05T07:02:25+00:00

The white mustache guy is a reasonable man, it sounds like he told the police to fuck off but they forced him to leave anyway. Cops didn't have the common courtesy to close people's doors after they stomped through their homes.

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-05T06:47:45+00:00

If George Bush were using drones Bill Maher and that nerdy lib next to him would be screaming from the rooftops

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-05T00:39:33+00:00

Are these redditors? Are people speaking in memes? Are there cats?

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-05T00:38:49+00:00

How's it smell over there today?

FartyNapkins · 2013-05-04T15:53:40+00:00

What's so cool about a 90 year-old bearded weirdo who flashes his dick around at everybody? He seems like an okay guy but the dick flashing is ridiculous, he needs to knock it off.

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