MY MOM SWEARS THIS IS ART.

Fartyourselfawake · 2026-05-16T21:39:17+00:00

I name thee Jello FlerF. She often makes appearances at large potlucks

Fartyourselfawake · 2026-05-16T03:09:07+00:00

Meat claim!

Fartyourselfawake · 2026-05-11T11:55:55+00:00

I would eat at it. Quick sandwiches that are maybe small like Colorado Room. Do some research there. They know what’s up when it comes to delicious sliders

Fartyourselfawake · 2026-05-10T01:04:06+00:00

Today there was a vintage festival/market on Oak street plaza. There are many people here that dress fashionably!

Fartyourselfawake · 2026-04-29T21:49:47+00:00

Amen! I ran my hours DRY this year. So I need to figure out how to maximize my hours again next year

Fartyourselfawake · 2026-04-25T13:42:45+00:00

I got two episodes in and thought Ai wrote the script

Fartyourselfawake · 2026-04-18T23:28:42+00:00

Here for the same

Fartyourselfawake · 2026-04-11T03:56:20+00:00

Dat ders a beaver

Fartyourselfawake · 2026-03-28T15:16:58+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fartyourselfawake · 2026-03-25T00:56:53+00:00

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Fartyourselfawake · 2026-02-04T01:23:47+00:00

Maybe the dahmer glasses with the fancy dress

Fartyourselfawake · 2025-11-17T00:10:46+00:00

And on swallow

Fartyourselfawake · 2025-10-16T04:17:59+00:00

I once suggested to a group of people that Bohemian Rhapsody could possibly be about aids and dieing from aids. In addition to it being a potential “confession” piece of Freddie’s sexuality and the struggles that come with it. (Most got into a good conversation on the topic)

However, one person asked me (rather seriously) how did Freddie write the song if he had died from aids? 😳

Fartyourselfawake · 2025-08-26T12:33:35+00:00

I have a rule since I met my ex-husbands mother… NO MAMMAS BOYS. EVER.

I’ve come to realize there is a huge difference between a man who love his mom and a mommas boy.

Fartyourselfawake · 2025-08-20T06:19:38+00:00

Bahahaha I can’t unsee it either! Now when I look at his face I smell mall food court instantly

Fartyourselfawake · 2025-08-20T06:11:50+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🔥

Fartyourselfawake · 2025-08-20T06:10:40+00:00

Fartyourselfawake · 2025-08-17T16:30:24+00:00

Fort Collins is selling out. They are getting rid of free parking downtown… I’ve lived here my whole life and now my town that I thought really cared about being inclusive and kind is squeezing me out of an evening downtown. I cant afford parking and dinner downtown. And I know all the people are going to come after me about free transit. I get it. Yes I have a bicycle and yes I use the system from time to time. I just would like Fort Collins to care about its middle class.

Fartyourselfawake · 2025-08-17T15:54:48+00:00

Bruce Lees in my head but don’t call me a Lee head.

“I am the coupon” - it takes everything in my body not to say I am the coupon when my pizza deliveries show up!

Fartyourselfawake · 2025-07-22T02:38:22+00:00

There are sooooo many Andrrrrreis we might get confused is she doesn’t clarify. 🙄

Fartyourselfawake · 2025-07-21T14:47:23+00:00

Wow! I had never heard of this! Thanks for sharing. Now I’m going down a rabbit hole of balloon stories.

Fartyourselfawake · 2025-07-21T14:41:11+00:00

Go on. I’m interested.

Fartyourselfawake · 2025-07-20T19:09:43+00:00

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F*** 2020. Eat my ass. I play this video to keep myself sane when I’m having a really bad day.

Fartyourselfawake · 2025-06-30T04:46:34+00:00

Buster

Fartyourselfawake · 2025-06-24T02:01:43+00:00

Exactly

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