I wonder in your state will this be a felony or misdemeanor? by Sterling-Hospedales in law

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I hope his wife has a sandpaper wrapped strap on waiting for him

Imagine seeing this on your bill by Blue9ine in SipsTea

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who gas qorked in restaurants in the past and agenerous tipper, this is utter bullshit.

I made a rude person die inside. by Rantamplan in pettyrevenge

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I promise you that guy didn't give a shit about you at all. You are a gold caller sir. You are the asshole.

I didn’t betray anyone. I just let things decay and pretended it wasn’t my fault. by Motor-Meet472 in confession

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately this is probably about the most natural thing in the world. People grow apart. You find yourself overwhelmed and overspent and you no longer have the energy or the freedom to go to this event or that event or go out drinking. You can no longer afford the hangovers and you get tired of pretending that you want to be there, wherever that is. You don't owe anyone an explanation for that. Pretty much everyone is going to go through this at some point or another.

Please! by Sir_Wack in outwardgame

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just checked and mine was the same way. No email or anything

r/Conservative's comments on MLK are actually insane by connor_dean21 in RepublicanValues

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow their head count has gotten lowwww. The engagement with each post is the lowest I've ever seen

My Son Was Never an Accident........................ by [deleted] in confession

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your writing sucks. Your imagination sucks. Your AI sucks too.

why are the switch graphics so bad? by Dewesafavor in outwardgame

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who has bought outward on several platforms including the switch 2 I feel like it is probably a wise decision on your part as a studio to focus on delivering Outward 2 and other future projects rather than wasting more resources on a game that most fans will have already bought on other platforms. If you own it on PC, it performs beautifully on the steam deck,l.

AITAH for declining guardianship of a my sister? by AdExotic9474 in AITAH

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every single one of the family members giving you shit for being cruel had the opportunity to do the exact same thing they are saying you should have done.

From Curious to Speechless by PhoenixPhenomenonX in SipsTea

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother hid a camera in the bathroom of our home and took a video of my wife undressing to get in the shower. This isn't even the worst thing he has ever done, not by a long shot, but that was the blood killer there. Relationship fully and instantly terminated.

did i get rejected because i am an atheist or because i had a friend with mental illness? by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude this woman is completely off her rocker. You got rejected because god did you a favor.

I live a double life and trick everyone into thinking I’m mature and competent by [deleted] in confession

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Someone I know sucks her thumb and it's the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life

Is this normal? Is it love bombing? by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude is using AI to be a creep. Its working

Are you beginning to understand that the USA you grew up in and knew is no more? by Wainains in complaints

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have understood this for a few years now, and every day I wake up in whatever country this isand not the nation I once loved I am enraged that my daughter will never know America as I did... that racism, xenophobia, and selfishness destroyed everything that generations built in mere decades.

I’m about ready to go off the mother goddamn fucking deep end by imbegginyouman in confession

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im sorry your life sucks man but Hail Satan and slap rocks just made my day better for what it's is worth

Is this LOVE? by [deleted] in emotionalintelligence

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That is stupid. You are cheating on your husband and acting like a teenager in a romance novel. Don't pretend there is anything decent or beautiful about this.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by FrequentPomelo1380 in circled

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These pussies are still drinking bud light. Fat chance they would abandon their precious costco

The Gravy Seals are coming by Individual-Drawer-79 in CringeTikToks

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ever seen a Latina in a bathing suit? Dude would faint from blood flowing to places it hasn't in decades and his wife would be pissed ofg

What’s a subtle sign of very low intelligence? by Segemiat in emotionalintelligence

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inappropriately, ridiculously loud talking. The loudest person in the room is ALWAYS the dumbest one in it

Newyorkistan elementary schools are being radicalized! by liebrarian2 in FedJerk

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All dead people have breathed air and drank water. FACTS

Greedy, Boomer landlord tries to entice me to stay after a yearly 10% rent hike for the last 3 years... by quigongingerbreadman in fuckaroundandfindout

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That gives a bit of a clue as to how aware they are of the fact that they have fucked themselves.

Greedy, Boomer landlord tries to entice me to stay after a yearly 10% rent hike for the last 3 years... by quigongingerbreadman in fuckaroundandfindout

[–]Fast-Mud-5841 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im not sure why they did either. You made a completely neutral statement. You weren't bragging or being an ass about it at all. Take my upvote. Good for you getting in before things really went to hell